October 13, 2008
SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV
Previously on "America's Next Top Model" Marjorie was awkward. Or French. Or both.
Elina has a tattoo above her ladybits that says "A voice for those who can't speak." So, does her vagina speak for those who can't? And is it available for speaking engagements?
The models walk in on Tyra in the middle of a photoshoot, which she stops long enough to talk about how great her poses are, and how her signature pose is...staring off into the distance. The models are then asked to create their own signature poses. Marjorie decided her signature pose would be "Hunchback of Notre Dame." Seriously. And you know what? She totally aced it and won the challenge. She decided to share her jewelry-shopping prize with Analeigh.
Photoshoot! It was an awards-show themed shoot, specifically, the Fiercees, the fake awards created by Tyra for her talk show. The photos depicted embarrassing awards-show scenarios. Marjorie's set-up was trying to go to the bathroom in a dress you can't get out of. And once again, she did a really good job, utilizing her signature awkward Hunchback Pose (TM).
Panel! Tyra wore a a stupid hooded dress because the shoot was dramatic, and she wanted to be dramatic. A dramatic ass. The judges liked Marjorie's photo, and admired her ability to get into truly freaky positions, while still looking pretty. They liked it so much that her photo was picked as the best of the week. And thus she is still in the running towards becoming America's next top model.
Previously on "Survivor: Gabon" Jessica "Sugar" Kiper found the Hidden Immunity Idol!
Post-elimination at Kota, Ace was displeased by how many people were displeased with him.
Challenge? Meeting? Huh? The teams had to rank themselves in order of importance and stand on tiered pedestals. Sugar was ranked sixth out of seven for her tribe. Then Probst told them they'd be picking new tribes. Confusing team picking commenced, and Sugar was last man standing, which meant she had to go back to Exile Island, but wouldn't come back until after Tribal Council at which point she would join the team that had lost a member.
Since Sugar already had the Immunity Idol, she was able to indulge in some comfort in a "Sugar Shack" complete with hammock and fruit.
Fang lost the Immunity Challenge and at tribal council, voted out Jackie. Which means Sugar will be reuninted with her sleeping buddy, Ace next week.


that shot kills me. really tyra?
wow! someone actually watches that garbage. no accounting for taste.
So that model show is going down the toilet, right?
I will never understand how imitating a look of helplessness wins money. But then again, that's why I don't model.