SFist: Behold Dimitri the Stud/Stalker

June 27, 2008

Behold Dimitri the Stud/Stalker

Sent to some bodyshot-partying Marina chick, Dimitri's desperate voicemails had us at "Greek," and "maybe you were abused in childhood." Swoon. (Update: here's an article about said stalker Dimitri, via our swell sister site Torontoist.)

Thank you, Mr. West, for sending this our way.

By Brock in Miscellaneous | Link | Comments (20) | Recommend this! (11) |

Tags: boiled bunny, comedy, humor, voicemail

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Comments (20)

[1] | 06/27/08 11:50AM

Brock, when you said this video was sent to a "Marina Chick" did you mean that literally or more generally? "Dimitri" seems to have a very thick Canadian accent and mentions a 416 area code which I believe is Toronto. This is undoubtedly hilarious, but is it, in fact, of local interest?

[2] | 06/27/08 11:55AM

word on the internets is that, yes, it is, in fact, SF-related. will advise if i hear otherwise. please standby.

[3] | 06/27/08 12:16PM

Oh my gosh. That was spooky--he's so normal but so completely bonkers that his normalcy and lunacy just meld and now I feel a bit crazier for having listened to him for the whole four-plus minutes.

[4] | 06/27/08 12:19PM

turtledude: Here's what it says in the youtube description:

Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair.

[5] | 06/27/08 12:42PM

russians are punny.

[6] | 06/27/08 01:05PM

SFIST -- this is your last chance -- if you don't respond to this comment by 1:35PM PDT, I sware it is SO OVER. I am very elegant in my writing, my comments are pithy and I am great online.

[7] | 06/27/08 01:07PM

SFIST -- There is nothing wrong with me, I am erasing your from my favorites, you will not be hearing back from me. I do not want to play your childhood games. Whay won't you respond to my post? It isn't my problem it is your problem. I am pithy, funny and fun, you will really really miss me.

[8] | 06/27/08 01:08PM

Valleypro : hold me.

[9] | 06/27/08 01:17PM

So, did she call Dmitri?

[10] | 06/27/08 01:28PM

It's Sal Castaneda disguising his voice.

[11] | 06/27/08 01:29PM

He's definitely from Toronto - he used to be best known for flyering downtown looking for women to have sex with him. Then it turned out he's got a bit of a dodgy past, and it wasn't so funny any more. See http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843

I actually met him once. He showed up a a NYE party of a friend of mine, with some bizarre 50-something tanorexic in a bellytop in tow, and proceeded to hit on anything and everything that looked even vaguely female. Nice to see he's left TO for SF.

[12] | 06/27/08 01:30PM

that was just about the funniest thing I've ever heard...and if you call the number...it really is Dimitri. Awesome

[13] | 06/27/08 01:31PM

Interesting link at

416-918-7014 Phone Calls

It's him.

[14] | 06/27/08 01:57PM

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

[15] | 06/27/08 02:03PM

Here's how it's gonna work.

[16] | 06/27/08 02:55PM

You laugh, but I hear that chix dig this kind of shit.