Farmer's Market Survives Newsom Threat, Now Faces New, Direr Peril
We were down at the Heart of the City Farmer's Market again today, and we were glad to see the sign above. Looks like the market managed to worm its way out from under the powerful Newsom thumb, and will continue to remain a nonprofit. Yay!
But, the other side of the sign revealed a tougher, more insidious threat to the market. Find out what it is after the jump!
Oh, those gays. Not happy enough to finally be able to marry like everyone else, unsatisfied with their entire celebratory month...they've forced the Farmer's Market to kneel to the homosexual agenda™ and close on Pride Sunday! What? Is nothing sacred? Now, instead of going down in the morning and stuffing our faces with fresh nectarines and the first tomatoes of the season, we'll be forced to watch all of those homosexuals be proud (and in parade format, no less!). It just goes to show that even the nearly-omnipotent Thumb of Newsom quails before the all-powerful homosexual agenda™!