Park Chalet to Host What Will Be a Depressing Cougar Singles Bash
Park Chalet -- which, it seems, provides the average hungry eater or thirsty drunk an "unmatched indoor/outdoor atmosphere" -- is hosting a singles event. For cougars. You know, women of-a-certain age? Ladies 35 or older who get damp over boyish jailbait? They're having some sort of mass gathering later this month. Sort of like a cast party for Dateline: to Catch a Predator, only socially acceptable. Check it:
FIRST-EVER SINGLE COUGARS PARTY Thursday, June 12, 7-9pm -- all ages [What?!?-- SFist]As seen on KRON4 TV News.
We're excited about the Bay Area's first-ever Single Cougars Party! Based on Cougar, by Valerie Gibson. Cougars are older women dating younger men. Guys, here's your chance to break the taboo of meeting and dating older women!$10 at the door includes a Mixer Game, that makes it EASY to meet people; accompanied by complimentary appetizers for those who arrive on time, plus live music. Thursday, June 12, 2008, 7pm. Adults of all ages welcome. Dress to impress!
LOCATION: Park Chalet Garden Restaurant, "Where the Park Meets the Pacific," 1000 Great Highway (nearest cross-street is Fulton), San Francisco CA 94121. Downstairs from the Beach Chalet Restaurant, near the giant Windmill at the end of Golden Gate Park, one quarter mile south of the famous Cliff House. Enter through Golden Gate Park Visitors Center. Free parking.
KRON 4? Cougars? Easy? Huh. Will Pam Moore be there? Because: growl.
And in the words of Eater, "this is unacceptable." Our good friends over there are aghast that San Francisco's Great Highway gem is hosting a desperate-sounding singles event. And rightfully so. It is/was kind of too classy for such geriatric frivolity. Eater instead suggests seizure-inducing sports club Jillian's at the Metreon, which sounds about right. (But that damned venue is an entirely different post altogether.)
Anyway, have fun ladies. And don't forget to offer your prey some cookies and sweet tea before you pounce. See you there.