March 10, 2008
Ludacris Ho Map

Gangsta rap aficionado and geography major Stefanie Gray has conveniently mapped out all of Ludcris' hos from his ditty "Area Codes." Awesome. Here's just a taste of some of his ho-based area code shout outs:
I’ll jump off the G4, we can meet outside/So control your hormones and keep your drawers on/’Til I close the door and I’m jumping your bones/3-1-2’s, 3-1-3’s (oh), 2-1-5’s, 8-0-three’s (oh)/Read your horoscope and eat some horderves (sic)/Ten on pump one, these hoes is self serve/7-5-7, 4-1-0’s, my cell phone just overloads.
Oh dear.
And according to the map, it looks like San Francisco and Marin are up there.
Marin, huh? Someone's mad at their daddy. But still: way to go, dog. (Oh, and for a more legible version of said ho map, go here.)


Marin shares the 415 area code with San Francisco.
I want a ho who lives on Wake Island...
You go, Nebraska!
This is the funniest thing I saw all day even it if it is all ugats.
Back off- Tupac was from Marin.
Check out all the ho's in Nebraska. White booty representin'! Who knew?