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We overheard the following (drunk) remark at our corner store today:
He kicked Gavin's butt now, right? Hooooo!
Interesting. While Gonzalez has no chance of winning, at least not during this year's election, which is more important, ego-wise: Ralph Nader choosing Matt as his running mate, or Newsom still kicking it as mayor of SF? Can Gonzalez, who was defeated by Newsom many moons ago, now piss farther than Gavin?
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I don't get it. I thought the whole reason he decided not to run against Gruesome was because he was so impossible to defeat. If that's the case, then what's THIS?
oh but you all misunderstand...Magical Matt is so special, he's deigning to run for vice president...he's so compassionate he's LETTING ralph run, and it was his amazing sense of social justice that made him say, no Gavin should be mayor, and DECIDED to lose in 2003 and totally screw with everyone in 2007.
And he makes crappy art out of garbage because he's just so great an artist, were he to truly express himself, why we'd all toss those Michelangelos in the trash and make room for Matt's artwork.
Not.
He is a bit young to be going through a mid life crisis, but then again, Ralph is a little old to be going through one so if you add their ages together divide by two, it is as good a diagnosis as any...
What is Kim Guilfoyle doing hanging out at your local corner store? I know some snungly diapered newborns who can piss farther than Newsom and apparently so does Kim. Once he is recalled he'll be washing dishes at the Balboa Cafe.
Gonzales choosing fame over goals does not put him in an enviable position. I bet he gets the ladies even more now, though.
He's going to have to wash that greasy, disgusting hair to pull quality tail, VP nomination or no.
you guys are lost. how far into the toilet did nader have to reach his arm to find a loser to accept his request to run as his pathetic vp nominee?
i guess we found out.
what a fucking joke!
not surprised he didnt chose dime-a-dozen millionares trust fund poets from silicon valley.
oh whoops, being a hipster in the hayes disqualafies you from being a rich palo-alto kiddo, my bad.
Nader should have asked Jon Stewart instead.
Now that Mr. Newsonce is a daddy to be he won't have time to do his duties and will never be anything better than mayor of Balboa burger.
Now that Mr. Newsonce is a daddy to be he won't have time to do his duties and will never be anything better than mayor of Balboa burger.
right, I really see Newsom being a hands-on parent. Hands on the nanny, maybe.
Wait, Jen Siebel is preggers? Since when?
All the Matt G hate warms my cold, cold heart.
He's sure to run for higher office, and he fancies himself as "Kennedyesque." As JFK proved, nothing garners votes like a beaming, knocked up wife beside you.
Chris Daly would have been a much better choice for an embarrassing running mate. For shame, Ralph!