December 6, 2007
Behold: Last Night's Yelp Day Party
By Dianne de Guzman
Although it took awhile, we've finally recovered from the Yelp holiday extravaganza at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts. As to be expected Yelpers know how to throw a party! There was an open bar, plenty of food to go around and lots of dancers, hula hoopers (hula hoopists?) and girls running around in Yelp underwear.
More pictures after the jump.
While the line for the party was deceivingly long (it wrapped around the corner towards SFMOMA), it only took 30 minutes to get inside. Whilst in line, however, everyone was treated to a performance by the HoopGirl Allstars, complete with LED hula hoops. Whoa. Hula hooping was never this involved when we used to do it in elementary school. (Image credit: Guri S.)
The dancefloor was wild and packed, with everyone dancing to hip hop, pop, 80s and your occasional rock song. There was a table dancer, a dancing table (notice the legs beneath the table) and strangely a man wearing a full-body green lycra, skintight suit. Unfortch, he was wearing jeans and we didn't get a pic. Sorry.
All in all, a good time was had by everyone. Guests were able to go home with a gift tote bag, filled with coupons for local businesses (Centerfolds, Showgirls we never knew how generous you were! Thanks for the discounts!). Sigh. We need to go rest now. We're a little more tired than we thought.
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Girls' bottoms are awesome!
this is what happens when you don't go to college girls. study hard. don't let this happen to you. 50 year old pole dancing is not pretty to anyone.
What? No boys in Yelp underwear? No cool gay schwag? I'm an avid yelper but didn't realize it was so hetero-centric. I'm gonna stop yelping now.
Unless that chick is really a guy--in that case, right on!
Y'all talking bollocks. Whenever people see a stripper who's not 19 and absolutely blinding they instantly start ripping on her. I don't have a Formula One pit crew service my car, just and ordinary bloke, but he does the job. I don't need my strippers to be beauties, just not warty, flakey, or mingery. That's all. Average looks, average age, average bum. You see that way I've got way more chance of making her the next Mrs. Fizzandpop.
Oh, and hey Yelper party people and anyone else going to a Chrismas party this year: LEAVE THE POPPED COLLARS AT HOME, PLEASE! This is not Orange County!
re: that first photo
MOM??
Okay. Another stealth update, apparently. That is a better first photo. You left in the "sophisticated lady in her underwear" photo citation tho.
I'm jealous that Frank Chu gets invited to more parties than I do.
I CAN HAZ UNDERWAER PICTUREZ???