November 15, 2007
Good Morning, Starchild-- the Earth Says Hello
Good news everyone-- well-known libertarian, Ron Paul fan, exotic male dancer and bisexual male escort Starchild has been aquitted of charges of prostitution by a Fremont court. Starchild was up on charges for soliciting prostitution on Craigslist and was caught up in a sting by a Fremont police officer.
Starchild denied he was hooking in this particular case. In fact, he said this about the case: "we were not denying I might have committed prostitution on other occasions, we were just saying I didn't do it on this occasion." The jury agreed as nobody could prove anything actually transpired. After all, as Carol Leigh of BAYSWAN) Bay Area Sex Worker Advocacy Network) put it: "Starchild, like most San Franciscans, would have little cause or desire to go to Fremont." Good point.
The case had gained a measure of attention as ho sex worker advocates rallied to his cause and people pointed out that it seems like a waste of Fremont's time and money to go after a perennial political candidate in San Francisco. It also gained a measure of attention because, frankly, Starchild rules.
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Fremont has Naz 8, a multiplex theater where they show Bollywood movies.
Other than that, yeah, there's nothing of interest there.
he just blew [tee heh] his run for Governor
Starchild, like most San Franciscans, would have little cause or desire to go to Fremont.
So true. So very, deeply, incontestably true. The pinnacle of Fremont's relevance was when MC Hammer constructed his $12 million chapel to ghettofabulousness there.
Although I hear they may have some notable baseball sometime around 2019.
Holy shit! All these years I thought I was voting for a chick!
Hey Dj... a mouth's a mouth. Come to think of it, I think that was his campaign slogan last time around.
Essanay Studios is in Fremont, so to be fair, some San Franciscans do venture there on occasion.
Now that's a camel toe!
Can we start prosecuting the Freemont teenagers who hang in the Haight now? No really, can we?
why go to fremont... the cops there try to sell or even give you drugs, then try to by them back off you later.