Gavin's In Another Shiny Magazine!

SFist Jon, on the East Coast this week, took a break from his family vacation to excitedly email us that our boy Gavin's featured in yet another national magazine photo spread, this time for Vanity Fair! It's their Green Issue, featuring on the cover Julia Roberts dressed as a tree, and a very embarrassed-looking (and SF resident) Al Gore at Julia's crotch level.

Newsom's in a two-page photo spread of Mayors Who Support The Environment, one page after solar-power advocate Ed Norton, and 9 pages after Republican Governors Who Support The Environment, with girly-greeny man Arnold Schwarzenegger and a wan, post-appendectomy George Pataki. Newsom got the shout-out for promoting recycling.

We'd show you the VF picture but it's not online -- so you'll have to look at it in the checkout line at Safeway. On the bright side, Gavin is the only mayor who doesn't have a potbelly. On the down side, he looks vaguely embarrassed about being in the picture at all. You can see him thinking, I'd much rather be lying on a carpet right now.

Don't worry, Gavin, we here at SFist will make your recycling dreams come true! So best is back!

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There's something about so best that never gets old for me.

Arnold "no car tax" Schwarzenegger and Gavin "parking everywhere" Newsom, environmentalists?

I guess if a magazine as analytical and authoritative as Vanity Fair says they are, then they must be. No hint of a greenwash here, oh no.

It never gets old to see Kimberly and the Gavster sprawled out and looking so swank.

Kimbers has the amazing characteristics of being both beautiful and ugly at the same time. For example, she has nice eyes, but they each have their own zip codes. In addition, she has a nice smile, but her mouth is big enough to perform felatio on an elephant.

If you put an oval-shaped glass top on Gavin's head, it would make a nice coffee table.

Why, Brunhilde! You sounded a little like commenter Matt there!

That said, Kim is kind of a jolie-laid (huh huh, we said "laid"), isn't she?

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