Arts & Entertainment Forgive: The Ultimate 'Sh*t San Franciscans Say' We really, really thought this meme would die a quick death, like, before the new year. Then it didn't. Then we got sick of it. Then you had clever kids in New York
SF News Oakley Girl's <strike>Self-Image Destroyed</strike> Dreams Come True Winning Barbie Contest Oakley resident Madison Bednar, age 10, recently won the Doll for a Day contest sponsored by Mattel. She got an all-expense-paid trip to Mattel's SoCal headquarters, she got to help design a doll
Arts & Entertainment New York v. S.F., via Minimalist Transit Maps Lineposters has just created a series of minimalist transit maps for different cities in the world, including New York, Berlin, and Paris. Thankfully, they've including little old S.F. in the mix, even
SF News Muslim Security Guard Wins $465,000 Harrassment Suit A security guard at the Letterman Digital Arts Center in the Presidio was just awarded $465,000 by a San Francisco jury in a case against Los Angeles-based Andrews International, a private security
SF News Jane Kim Spends Night In Tenderloin Homeless Shelter District 6 Supervisor Jane Kim spent last Wednesday night in a homeless shelter, on an evening when she was technically serving as Acting Mayor while Ed Lee was out of state. Kim has
SF News 63-Year-Old Man Kills Himself In Road Rage Incident, Backs Up I-80 In Richmond Three westbound lanes of I-80 were closed in Richmond this morning after an apparent road-rage incident involving a 63-year-old man in a minivan, and a pickup truck. The minivan clipped the pickup after
SF News Oakland Kills (About) 105 City Jobs As redevelopment lies choking and dying in the blighted gutters of California streets, the City of Oakland is preparing to cut about 105 full-time positions from its payroll, in order to balance their
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Marine Screams Like a Little Girl Meet Adam (left) and his pal Allan (right). They're Marines. Allan seems to know that his friend is a screamer. They are aboard the Giant Slingshot in Orlando, and yes, when there is
SF News Joseph Naso Might Have Murdered Someone In The Tenderloin It's no surprise that a Marin judge Monday ordered accused serial killer Joseph Naso to stand trial for the murders of four women in Northern California, given all the scary photographic evidence of
SF News Hillsborough Murderer Bradley Kleiman Pleads No Contest, Faces Seven Years We have an update in the trial of Bradley Kleiman, the 31-year-old rich kid who killed a friend in his parents' pool house and single-handedly shook the well-heeled enclave of Hillsborough out of
SF News Concussion-Prone Kyle Williams Targeted By Giants In the aftermath of Sunday's NFC Championship loss, some press statements from Giants players are suggesting that unfortunate fumbler Kyle Williams was targeted from early in the game because of his known history
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Sneezing With Eyes Open We only just today discovered that the talent of being able to sneeze with one's eyes open is actually a minor YouTube phenom. Yes. Please appreciate this soft-spoken young lady who appears to
SF News New Abuse Allegation Comes From Mirkarimi's Ex-Girlfriend [Updated] Whoa. Things just got worse for Sheriff Ross Mirkarimi as SF Weekly's Erin Sherbert breaks the news that an ex-girlfriend has come forward with similar accusations to those that Ross Mirkarimi is already
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink '7x7' Names Bar Tartine's Fried Bread and Chairman Bao's Pork Belly Bun To Their (Improved) Big Eat List 7x7's annual list of the 100 Things to Eat [in S.F.] Before You Die has just hit the web, in slideshow form this time. The editors over there have shaken things up
SF News Lawrence Berkeley Lab Expanding To Richmond After a lengthy proposal process which saw six different cities vying to become home to a new lab campus, Lawrence Berkeley Labs announced today that they've selected a site in Richmond and a
SF News Assistant D.A. Arrested For Domestic Violence A female prosecutor was arrested over the weekend on suspicion of domestic violence, and we can't help but wonder to what degree this was happy revenge for Sheriff Ross Mirkarimi. Assistant District Attorney
SF News Thousands of Pro-Lifers March on Market Street A major pro-life march, the likes of which we haven't seen in recent years on a San Francisco promenade, is happening as we type. The cascade of Christians extends from Civic Center to
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Welcome to Sixth Street, Dottie's True Blue Café! The much loved Dottie's True Blue Café reopened today for breakfast and lunch (7:30 a.m. to 3 p.m.) at 28 Sixth Street, otherwise known as the former Passion Café. Unlike
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink SFist Drinks: The Wild Child At B Restaurant & Bar B Restaurant & Bar has been a bright cocktail oasis in Old Oakland for quite a few years now. They've got a new cocktail menu these days, and the concoction below is one
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: R.I.P. Etta James The great Etta James has died, ladies and gentlemen, at the age of 73. She was a tough, loud, dirty old broad who brought some much needed sex into the sounds of the
SF News Weather Report Forget your troubles, c'mon get happy! It's gonna pour today! Like for real. Or so they say. Yesterday's flaccid drizzle was nothing compared to what you'll see this afternoon and evening, so get
SF News Gay Online Meat Market Grindr Hacked, User Data Compromised Forget about SOPA! Homosexuals across the land should be more than a little concerned this morning as news of a major security breach at Grindr and Blendr reaches the wires. It turns out
Arts & Entertainment Evening Video Break: 'Pleasure Palaces' by Errors This video is just too surreal and intense (and long) and the music to electro and washed out to serve as a proper afternoon palate cleanser, so we bring it to you now,
SF News Commemorative Bricks From Golden Gate Bridge's 50th Anniversary Ripped Up A brick walkway behind the Golden Gate Bridge visitors' center, laid in 1987 to mark the bridge's 50th anniversary and paid for by donors some of whom had the names of dead loved
SF News Federal Money Coming Through For Central Subway Mayor Ed Lee today announced the arrival of a "letter of non-prejudice" (whatever that is) from the Department of Transportation which he says is a "strong sign" that the $1 billion+ in federal
