Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Pee-Wee's Porn Adventure Porn mega-studio Vivid Entertainment has just done a porn parody of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure called Pee-Wee's XXX Adventure. Why now, you ask? Not clear. But they did happen to have in their stable
SF News Parking Meter Hours Could Get Extended to Evenings, Sundays There is no end in sight for the SFMTA's budget woes, and at today's board meeting they will discuss various proposals for closing an estimated $20 million shortfall this year and $34 million
SF News Another Sixth Street Stabbing, This One Over $5 Our extra-stabby city can claim yet another non-fatal stabbing incident over the weekend to go with this fatal one in the Mission: An unidentified male victim leaving a convenience store on Sixth Street
SF News Why Prop 8 Probably Shouldn't Get To The Supreme Court A very concise and cogent "Sidebar" article in the NYT today does an excellent job of explaining the arguments that many gay rights advocates have against taking the Prop 8 challenge as far
SF News Every Variety Of Protester Yelled At Obama Last Night They came from all walks of life and various political leanings last night to stand outside the Masonic Auditorium on Nob Hill to give President Obama a piece of their mind. Shouts could
SF News Speed Freak Killers' Body Count On the Rise Earlier this week it was estimated that the Central Valley's notorious Speed Freak Killers, one of whom recently disclosed the locations of victims' remains to authorities for the first time, had killed about
Arts & Entertainment SFist Reviews: 'A Doctor In Spite of Himself' at Berkeley Rep Berkeley Rep: We love you. Seriously, between The Wild Bride and their current mainstage production, A Doctor In Spite of Himself, the theater has truly reaffirmed its role in selecting and producing some
SF News Joseph Naso Arraignment Scheduled; He Will Defend Himself, Still Thinks He'll Get Off Accused serial killer Joseph Naso, who has a mound of circumstantial and at least a few bits of physical evidence againt him in four decades-old Northern California murders, will be allowed to defend
SF News Four Violent Muggings Last Night, Two Of Them Stabby Things are remaining rather stabby in San Francisco, as we get reports of several robberies last night, two of which involved people getting stabbed for cash. A 19-year-old was stabbed in the back
SF News Dear Lord, Crime Has Skyrocketed In Piedmont! Over in sunny, tranquil Piedmont, where the women never wear poly blends and the men all have excellent golf swings, the crime rate in 2011 has every yogilates class and PTA meeting abuzz
SF News City College Perv Videos, Then Assaults Man In Locker Room An apparent amateur porn stylist turned into an assault suspect in the men's locker room at CCSF last weekend. Police are looking for a guy who was allegedly attempting to take video of
Arts & Entertainment 'Book Of Mormon' Coming To S.F. In November Great news for musical-theater and South Park fans who haven't made it to New York to see the Tony Award-winning hit Book of Mormon: The touring company is coming to San Francisco, for
SF News Oakland Once Again Contemplating Broadway Streetcar Line For the second time in the last ten years, the City of Oakland is initiating a study to look into the feasibility and potential economic-development opportunities that would come from a streetcar line
SF News Big Cache Of Cocaine Found On SF Cruise Ship Do you understand how much 26 pounds of cocaine is? It's a lot. Like, enough to make the entire city of San Francisco pretty high for at least an evening. Not that we'd
Arts & Entertainment New Mission Theater Possibly To Become Five-Screen Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Medjool owner Gus Murad, who we know has been sitting on and contemplating a use for the historic New Mission Theater for several years, has finally made his plans known via an agenda
SF News Gay Marriage Advocates Show Up At City Hall, Sing, Get Arrested A group of about 30 same-sex marriage advocates, organized by Marriage Equality USA, showed up this Valentine's Day at City Hall, accompanied by the Oakland Gay Men's Chorus, and at least a dozen
SF News Dad Becomes Hero In Home Invasion, Kills Thief An Antioch man was able to wrest a gun away from a robber who kicked in the door of his home last night. The homeowner, who has not been identified, took a while
SF News Pre-Valentine's Day Murder-Suicide Claims Two Lives In Alameda A couple who had previously dated are dead in what investigators are calling a murder-suicide that happened just after 6:30 p.m. last night in Alameda. A 30-year-old woman was found dead
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: In Defense Of Machine Guns Aw. In honor of Valentine's Day, watch this sweet little love letter to automatic weapons. Even the ladies like 'em! [Everything Is Terrible]
SF News Washington State Signs Gay Marriage Bill Into Law; Marriages Might Begin in June After winning approval from both the Washington state House and Senate in recent weeks, a historic piece of gay-marriage legislation went before Washington governor Chris Gregoire today for her signature. Signing the bill
SF News Burning Man Lottery Clusterf**k Makes National News As most of you have likely heard by now, a lot of hardcore Burners got screwed out of Burning Man tickets this year because of that whole lottery kerfuffle. Despite all the good
SF News Speed-Freak Killer's Tips Lead To Discovery Of 300 Bones In Abandoned Well Convicted serial killer Wesley Shermantine, one half of the duo dubbed The Speed-Freak Killers for their meth-fueled killing spree in the 80s and 90s, has been opening up to investigators about the whereabouts
SF News Banana Sam Returns to Entertaining Zoo-goers A lighter piece of news from Saturday: 17-year-old world-famous squirrel monkey, Banana Sam was returned to his cage Saturday after a month of quarantine, and most of his cage-mates left him alone and
Arts & Entertainment Whitney Houston, 48, Has Died [Updated] Say it isn't so... the once amazing Whitney Houston has died at age 48 of causes that are not yet being reported, as publicist Kristen Foster has confirmed to the AP. Sadly, because
SF News Massive Amount of Japanese Tsunami Trash Headed Our Way Nearly a year after a major earthquake and tsunami shook and doused Japan, some 25 million tons of debris that washed out to sea when the tsunami receded is headed toward the California
