Earlier this week, a cyclist near Laurel Heights was stopped by two plainclothes cops while riding on the sidewalk along on Pine Street near Baker. The two cops suspected the biker had stolen a second bike he was holding on to as he rode, and as it turned out the 35-year-old suspect was currently on probation. After a quick patdown, cops found methamphetamine and ecstasy on him, finally answering the question: "what kind of person rides their bike on a sidewalk?"

According to SFPD's Richmond Station newsletter, the suspect was booked around 10:10 p.m. Tuesday night for narcotics possession and probation violations. All of which could have been avoided if he had taken either of the perfectly good bike lanes on Clay or Post.

Previously: Etiquette Week: How To Walk On The Sidewalk Like a Reasonable Human Being