Taking time off from doing whatever it is that she does, whimsical SF Supervisor Michela Alioto-Pier announced that she wants Dodgers coach, national celebrity, and North Beach fan Tommy Lasorda ousted as grand marshal of the city's Italian American parade on October 12.

No, we're not kidding.

Alioto-Pier (vulgarly) tells the LA Times, "We can't have Tommy Lasorda come to San Francisco for the Italian American parade ...He's like enemy No. 1 right now. If you don't think this is important, you should move to L.A."

In a bizzare twist, locals are probably more upset at other things right now than whether or not a former Slim Fast spokesperson sits atop a tacky green, red, and white float during a parade.

But what about you? Should you "move to L.A."?