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Hildegarde: "This wasn't funny when the New York Times did it, and it's still not funny here. Please, for the love of all that is holy, stop."
-- On SFist


Blonde waiting for a cab: "I think my car got towed, cause I can't find it anywhere!"
-- From Ashley


Hag: "You're mixing Adderall and caffeine?"
Queer: "Dude, it's so much fun."
Hag: "I thought you hate drugs."
Queer: "This isn't drugs -- it's science!"
-- Dolores Park