Over the weekend we went to Casanova's and realized that hipster beards have achieved some sort of critical mass. It appeared that every fourth person in the bar had some sort of beard, giving the bar a high HBQ (Hipster Beard Quotient, a stat derived by dividing the number of beards per customer, multiplying it by the size of the crowd, and then dividing it again by the square footage). The HBQ was not quite Boogaloos high but high nevertheless. We also noticed that there were also a high variety of beards seen, meaning that the beard craze has gone from it's "classic" phase to "gothic" phase....

Tonight, tonight, we need TV tonight... Dog Bites Man, a new mockumentary comedy on Comedy Central--not to be confused with Man Bites Dog, the brilliant 1992 comedic mockumentary about a serial killer--premieres tonight at 10:30 p.m. It's a partly scripted, partly improvised send-up of a local news teams starring Andrea Savage, Matt Walsh, and Zach Galifianakis (a fave comedian of ours). Think "The Office" meets "The Daily Show." It's produced by a former "Da......