We are highly offended that, in a headline, SFGate uses an acronym that includes a letter that stands for the word "fuck."
Breaking: SFGate Headline Brazenly Alludes to F-Word
Jason Giambi Returns To The A's. What For?
When he came up with the A's, he grew into a genial homespun hero.
Then he left, and became a steroided diminishing-returns disgrace.
Now he's back in Oakland?
What-th'-hell for?
Couldn't he have signed with LAD or LAA?
Get you gone, prodigal douche.
Morning Mystery Plume Above The Bay?!
As the preternaturally calm Brandon Wong rose this morning to take in the sunrise over by Anza in the Richmond, he saw something in the east that didn't make sense.
"It's just bizarre," he wrote, "I thought it was a volcano."
Steve Young: Still Elusive!
Found by American Football Spectacular's vigilant Kansas City correspondent Kyle Vorak, this mesmerizing image is from last night's TB@CAR ESPN coverage.
People of Charlotte, we say to you: do not be unkind to Steve Young.
As you can see, he is still elusive after years of retirement (and those adorable truck ads that your Mom appreciates).

