After weeks of playing coy, Danny Glover finally addressed the question about running for Mayor and said nyet to the whole idea. In a statement released to the press, Danny said "I have not considered, nor am I entertaining, the idea of running for mayor." That sounds pretty definitive, actually, not the usual kind of wishy-washy statement candidates make when they kind of sort of want to run but don't want to commit just yet. The Examiner's kind of funny but mainly not "San Francisco's Next Mayor?" bit had Glover listed at 450-1 odds anyways. That's slightly better odds than Wolfgang Puck but not nearly as good odds as Clint Eastwood or Larry Ellison. ...

We have to admit that we don't like golf. More like hate everything about it. We also have to admit that we hate hype and whenever hype surrounds something that hasn't been proven to amount to anything yet. Which means Michelle Wie fits into the category of things you don't even want to get us started on. ...

So, while for the most part we're very into doing coffee the "right way" (grind just before brewing, etc etc), there's a part of us that's super susceptible to gimmickry. We always want to try that new breakfast cereal ("But, sweetie, the marshmallows are shaped like PANTS"), or that new pizza where they bake your head right into the cheese-filled crust. So we're at the less-than-supermarket Thursday, and we see this 4-pack of Wolfgang Puck's "Rich Espresso Latte" beverage, which comes in a SELF-HEATING CUP. Whoa. Awesome....

No, not that choad in the middle -- dude on the left, Iron Chef Rokusaburo Michiba! Hell, if we'd known you get to fly all-expenses-paid to Japan to meet Michiba-san (and eat at his restaurant), we would have run for governor. Speaking of Iron Chef, what's up with Iron Chef America? Where's the new episodes? Now that Michael Mina has some time on his hands, we'd love to see him lay a smackdown on......