Editrix Rita is globe trotting, so we donned our tiara, cape, and jewels to fill in this week. Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 78. Total number of people pictured whom we recognize in the pictures: 25 (including George Schultz, Swells standby Charlotte Maillard Schultz, Vanessa Getty, Kamala Harris, Heather Fong, Lars Ulrich and Connie Nielsen.) Our college pal Katherine Calvert and her husband Gray were mentioned in print, too.......

Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 61. Number of people pictured whose names we recognize: 8 (including 2 mayors (Gavin twice) and Manolo Blahnik). Minority count: 6 (approx. 10%). Hats, capes, tiaras: 2, 0, 0. Getty v. Traina: 3-0 (all Newsoms). Gavin -- gelled vs. non-gelled: 1-1 (plus a non-gelled picture in Matier and Ross). Number of mohawks: 1. Number of trumpets: 1. Number of Wilkes Bashford stores in the......

You know, we really wish there was some place in San Francisco to go that was stylishly exclusive. Really, we'd go out more, but everytime we go to some club we're surrounded by -- gasp! -- people who aren't as exceptionally talented, handsome and rich as we are. Some place where we could sit back with a cocktail and chat with Gavin about how to make San Francisco more business friendly, and joke about......

Fashion show at the Regency....