Well we knew San Francisco was a happy place for both organic produce and poets. Better to be a starving artist picking up the leftovers at Boulevard than at TGIMcAppleruckers. What we lacked in the quantity of entries was more than made up for in their quality (certainly better than ours). It was really a very, very close vote, but unfortunately we can only send the prize of two boxes of organic fruits and......

The newly single, and recently more vocal, Gavin Newsom can have his pick of the staff to bring as a date to someone's first anniversary party. Congratulations to all the happy couples who got hitched last year in San Francisco -- especially friends of SFist Ed and Norm up in Silverton, Washington. You guys are such a cute couple. Sorry about the damn state Supreme Court. Such a busy week. Of course we've been......

Our advertiser, Westside Organics, who's handsome delivery van zooms in and out of that advertising banner up there, has given us a couple of boxes of fresh, organic produce to give away to you! Since last time we did this, Niall K. had won within thirty minutes of the post going up (but thanks again to everyone who entered), we're going to shake things up this time. So we're asking our readers to write......

[Ed. Note: This is maybe too personal, but anyone looking for a room in a share, east Mission?] Oh man, it's already started to look like some kind of boozed-up, stuffed to the gills, Xanax and Percocet inducing kind of holiday season -- and we love it! Nothing like depressants in pill form and drinking on an empty stomach to ward off that ten pound weight gain. Contact your doctor. On the other hand, however......

Congratulations to our Westside Organics contest winner Niall K., who managed to score himself three deliveries of fresh produce by getting back to us within, oh, thirty minutes or so of the post going up. We should have made the questions harder! Live and learn. Thanks to everyone who entered -- we're sure you'll get some free stuff from us eventually. In the Guardian, Dan Leone thanks everyone for their support through his recent troubles......

[Ed. Note: If the site of cartoon-illustrated pubic hair offends you, go get a therapist. If the sight of the mayor and his wife's cartoon-illustrated pubic hair offends you, just take another Xanax with your Martini like we did.] The good people at Mesh, who share our obsession with a certain photograph, will be kicking out the jams tomorrow with a fete featuring Willpower of Imperial Teen, Madelia, The Mall and DJ Vin Solo at......

SFist is proud to welcome our first local advertiser, Westside Organics! You may have noticed their handsome banner up there. We gave them a break on price because, well, we need the money to buy t-shirts for the contributors - as lame a thanks as that is for all our hard work. They were nice enough to throw in three deliveries of standard fruit and veggie boxes as a thank you. Not that we......