Photo by AP Photo/Paul Sakuma An auspicious day for the Asians, especially for Chinese, and here's a pic of two newlyweds getting married on one of the luckiest days of the year. According to AP: Jean Liu and Kevin Huang, of San Jose, Calif., pose after they were married at San Francisco City Hall, Friday, Aug. 8, 2008. They said they were married due to this lucky day, 8-8-08. The date is also revered......

Phillip and Andrew kick things off this morning with a little bit of sorcery. One-time Silicon Valley ad executive and current psychic spiritual healer and "intuitive consultant" Simone (nee Carol Simone), the lady who officiated San Francisco's Heidi and Spencer together in holy matrimony, tells M&R just what's in store for the couple's seemingly bright and highly privileged future. Of course, she doesn't reveal much at all. Regarding Newsom becoming governor of the glorious......

Oh yeah, we almost forgot. They're getting married this weekend somewhere in Canada at some sort of horse breeding ranch. Or wherever. Billed as an "old-fashioned wedding social," featuring "wrangler events, a cowboy cookout and barn dancing," you can read Matier and Ross getting damp over Saturday's most unholy affair here. Anyway, while we coax Beth Spotswood down from the Golden Gate Bridge with chilled vodka and a crushed Xanax, feel free to use......

Over at the Niles Banquet Hall in Fremont on Saturday night, five men were stabbed (while a sixth suffered a serious head injury) after five uninvited guests tried crashing a wedding. After being asked to leave, it seems, the creeps got brutal after one member of the clan pulled out a knife. According to the Oakland Tribune, "one victim was found lying facedown on the sidewalk and stabbed in the back several times. Another......

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom is taking another crack at marriage, this time with a blond: SFist's biggest fan, Jen Siebel. (Here's to hoping this one sticks, guys!) Few details have been released regarding their Montana-based wedding: San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom is releasing details on his summer wedding. Newsom will marry actress Jennifer Siebel at her family's Bitterroot River valley ranch in Montana on July 26. The couple sent out some 250 invitations......

The Chronicle's Inside Scoop is reporting that newlywed Loni Anderson -- she of the tight sweaters and even tighter, um, shoes -- is registered at locally-based company Williams Sonoma. Oh, how we love famous folks' registrys, and before you say it, Loni (holy crap, YOB 1945? We are old) is famous. After all, you knew who we were talking about, right?...