According to a handy zip-code-searching tool at the Chron, about 200 San Franciscans have stuck their noses into their neighbors' marriages by giving money to the anti-marriage campaign. Voting to end your neighbor's marriage? That's messed up. But here's what's even messier: less than 9,000 San Franciscans have donated to No On 8. Seriously, folks? How much easier could it be, especially now that they're matching donations?
Only 8,444 of you Have Donated to No on 8 -- What Are You Waiting For?
8-8-08 = Lucky Wedding Day
An auspicious day for the Asians, especially for Chinese, and here's a pic of two newlyweds getting married on one of the luckiest days of the year. According to AP:
Noted Psychic Reveals Nothing About Newsom and Siebel's Future
Phillip and Andrew kick things off this morning with a little bit of sorcery. One-time Silicon Valley ad executive and current psychic spiritual healer and "intuitive consultant" Simone (nee Carol Simone), the lady who officiated San Francisco's Heidi and Spencer together in holy matrimony, tells M&R just what's in store for the couple's seemingly bright and highly privileged future.
What's Their Names Tie the Knot This Weekend
Oh yeah, we almost forgot. They're getting married this weekend somewhere in Canada at some sort of horse breeding ranch. Or wherever. Billed as an "old-fashioned wedding social," featuring "wrangler events, a cowboy cookout and barn dancing," you can read Matier and Ross getting damp over Saturday's most unholy affair here.
Fremont Hosts Stab Wedding
Over at the Niles Banquet Hall in Fremont on Saturday night, five men were stabbed (while a sixth suffered a serious head injury) after five uninvited guests tried crashing a wedding. After being asked to leave, it seems, the creeps got brutal after one member of the clan pulled out a knife. According to the Oakland Tribune, "one victim was found lying facedown on the sidewalk and stabbed in the back several times. Another was found with blood on the inside of his leg and several stab wounds."
But Baby Think of Me Once in a While (Or Just Buy Me A Trash Can)
The Chronicle's Inside Scoop is reporting that newlywed Loni Anderson -- she of the tight sweaters and even tighter, um, shoes -- is registered at locally-based company Williams Sonoma. Oh, how we love famous folks' registrys, and before you say it, Loni (holy crap, YOB 1945? We are old) is famous. After all, you knew who we were talking about, right?

