Following on the heels of The New York Times, the other national paper of record, USA Today, has been prowling the Mission. Can Reader's Digest be far behind?
USA Today Makes Out in the Mission
The Warriors: 2007-2008 Season Preview- Part One
The Warriors season starts up tonight and in honor of the return of basketball, SFist Chris takes a look at the Warriors.
SFist Tonight
-- Greg Behrendt: SF-native, author of He's Just Not That into You (comfortingly known to many a confused single gal as a symptom of Peter-Pan Syndrome), and comedian takes a break from his talk show to make you snicker/slap your knee. The sheer hilarity starts at 8 p.m. at Cobb’s Comedy Club, 915 Columbus; tickets are $25.
American Football Spectacular: Meet Your 49ers' 2006 Draft Picks, "Fall In, Recruit!"
Madden's in the Hall Of Fame. The Raiders have committed their first false start penalties. The NFL's 2006 Preseason is underway. Let's move with all due speed to present the members of your San Francisco 49ers' 2006 Draft class.
Barry in '07? Just Say No
Even if it's not 100% sure that it's going to happen, the question of whither Barry in 2007 is out there. He's said he'd like to play, his agent said he'd like to play, and everyone thinks he's going to play. He does have a big record to chase, after all.
And last week, the USA Today reported that Barry and the Giants have begun the negotiation dance.
But we'd like to say right here and right now that we don't want them to resign Barry. As much as we've enjoyed the Barry Bonds Circus, we don't think the Giants should renew it for '07. And, after the jump, we got five reasons why we think the Giants should Just Say No
SFist Tech Roundup: Drop and Give Me $2500!
The fallout from Apple's Boot Camp continues, and we in the labs are struggling to keep up.
SFist Tech Roundup: Old Friends (and Old News)
Seems like all the cool stuff happens when we're out of town. We can't leave San Francisco for a couple of weeks without Hell freezing over and Apple releasing a way to run Windows on Intel-based Macs. We have to admit to some relief when we heard the neighbor's dog going ballistic on the mailman this morning, and overheard some hipsters making fun of The Marina this afternoon — we were starting to worry the fiber of the universe was unraveling.
SFist Tech Labs: We've Got a Report Due On Space
One of the bigger stories in tech news last week was John Seigenthaler's editorial in USA Today blasting a "false, malicious 'biography' that appeared under [his] name for 132 days on Wikipedia, the popular, online, free encyclopedia whose authors are unknown and virtually untraceable."
We Built This City On Rock n' Roll
We personally think the whole "Top Whatever" lists thing to be totally overdone and usually laughably wrong. On the other hand, they are darn fun to ruminate over. Especially a particularly juicy one that hasn't been done before.
Recently, USA Today put together a list of the "Top Twenty American Rock Bands." The top American band of all time, as voted by the readers? Pearl Jam. Something they got in part for "longevity" even though we thought they broke up in '95 or something (we kid! We know they're still around. It's just that they’ve been releasing the same half-assed disc for the past ten years). Of local interest is the fact that the Bay Area throws down and represents. In fact, four out of the twenty (well, actually, twenty-one but do we really want to include Bon Jovi?) all hail from our hallowed climes. Those bands? The East Bay's own Creedence Clearwater Revival (15, tied with Bruuuuuce!!!!!) and Metallica (12), the Dead (7), and clocking in as the highest ranked Bay Area band-- Journey (5). Don’t stop believing, indeed. For a bit of perspective, that's more great bands than Chicago (zero bands), Boston (one band), Seattle (three) and the mighty New York (three). Take that, Big Apple! The only area more rocking than the Bay Area is SoCal, with six, but there should be some sort of penalty incurred for giving us the Eagles.
SFist Watches: TV Monsters This Week
Ahhh, monsters. We love monsters. Our love for monsters has a lot to do with our love for "Lost." But with that monster being strangely silent in the last month, and with "Lost" going into reruns for a few weeks, it looks like we'll have to get our monster fix elsewhere on the boob tube. And what better place to look for monsters than MTV?
SFist Watches: The Superbowl Ads
You see, America? You see what you get when you complain about a little boob action? You get the most boring halftime show imaginable featuring a snooze-inducing performance by Paul McCartney, AKA The Boring Beatle. And you get commercials that make you wish you'd actually watched the game instead.
Boxer Lambasts Rice
Nothing like senate confirmation hearings to get the partisan juices flowing. Kos reports that Senator Barbara Boxer would speak her mind [link via 1115] as part of Dr. Condoleeza Rice's confirmation as Secretary of State. Dr. Rice, former Provost at Stanford, and Boxer, the only Senator to request an investigation into voter disenfranchisement in Ohio, are two of Washington's most powerful women. While SFist would rather have seen this settled in a steel-cage match, the halls of congress will have to do. From Boxer's prepared statement:
Oral Arguments End in Gay Marriage Court Case
After last Thursday’s nice, legalistic hearing on the legality of gay marriage, Friday’s hearing, the last of the two-day hearing, took a turn to the not so nice as the two conservative legal groups arguing against gay marriage said that gay people can’t get married because it would go against the whole point of marriage. Attorneys for the Alliance Defense Fund and the Campaign for California Families argued that since the whole point of marriage is to have kids, gay people can’t get married because they can’t have kids. And besides, won’t somebody think of the children? They further argued that not allowing gay people to marry isn’t discrimination because, as the aptly named Rena Lindevaldsen of the Campaign for California Families put it “they can't perform the basic functions of marriage, therefore it's not discrimination." When the city of San Francisco tried to poke holes in their argument, Lindevaldsen accused the city of San Francisco of “mocking her arguments.” SFist has to wonder, however, if by mocking she means “poking holes in an argument as flimsy as a Tara Reid dress” (and yes, if this looks like an attempt at increasing traffic by mentioning Tara Reid and her proclivity towards nipple-slips, you would be correct).
Let the Court Cases Begin
Hearings began Wednesday in San Francisco Superior Court on the legality of Same-Sex Marriage. On one side is the City of San Francisco, representing twelve plaintiffs who filed suitafter the California Supreme Court ruled against the sanctioning of the marriages. All twelve of the plaintiffs were married last spring- in fact, two of the plaintiffs, Phyllis Lyon and Del Martin, were the very first couple to have been married. On the other side is the state of California and various other “traditional family” type groups. The hearings continue today.
American Football Spectacular: Meet Your 49ers' 2006 Draft Picks, "Fall In, Recruit!"
Madden's in the Hall Of Fame. The Raiders have committed their first false start penalties. The NFL's 2006 Preseason is underway. Let's move with all due speed to present the members of your San Francisco 49ers' 2006 Draft class.

