See, it's headlines like that, Paolo Lucchesi, that get our heart strings zinging! (Say what you will about Florence, he's still the kind of guy you want inside you.) Alas, the two noted Bay Area chefs haven't ended anything on the romantic front - both are openly heterosexual - but they have parted way professionally. more ›

On this tepid news day, we came across a joyous new game to expedite your problem with alcohol. Chowhound had posted a new drinking game, which has since been removed (boo!), involving North Bay dreamboat/Food Network personality Tyler Florence. Eater, thankfully, saved it for all to enjoy. Check it: a reader said, "I have tried several different times to follow Tyler Florence Ultimate but I can't get past the fact that he uses the phrase, 'all right', at least 5 times a minute. It would make for an interesting drinking game...take a shot every time Tyler says, 'all right.'" We concur. more ›

In what could be the fist bump heard around the world, majors bros Tyler Florence and Sammy Hagar have plans to open a restaurant in Marin. Dude. According to Eater, the Food Network star and former Van Halen front man will take over Mill Valley's El Paseo, which will "reopen in mid-December with an entirely new menu, new outdoor seating for that idyllic North Bay weather, artisanal hard ciders ... whitewashed brick and hardwood floors." Ty-FLo goes on to say the place will be similar "to Chez Panisse, but American rootsy, rustic." (via Eater) more ›

• Southwest grounds over 100 flights. [SFGate]
• List of the most annoying people in San Francisco in annoying .pdf format. [SF Weekly]
• Finally, someone brings up Lista's ginormous sideburns. Which...really, David? [Spots]
• Did you know that chef/personality Tyler Florence has a blog? He does. (We heard that Joanne Weir does as well. Y/N?) [Tyler Florence]

• Kicking it at the Days-Inn on Lombard. [Butter Retriever]
• Twitter explained in plain English. [Laughing Squid]
• The very hot Tyler Florence to take over the very gay Plush Room. Intriguing. [Eater]

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