Happy Halloween all you tube boobs! We sort of covered scary TV last week, so if you haven't burned your retinas watching "Breaking Bonaduce," (his jerkdom burns with the intensity of 1,000 suns!), and you still want to spend Halloween watching something scary, we suggest turning on Turner Classic Movies and calling it a day. They've got all the creepiness you need on this All Hallow's Eve. Other than that, this week is a......

We admit that when it comes to TV, we may know more than we probably should about the shows that we watch, but we know precious little about how those shows actually make it to our TVs. All we know is, if we pay our bill each month we can turn on our TVs, and our TiVos, and choose from a wide variety of tantalizing entertainment choices. And we're happy about that. That is......