During some sort of pre-meeting to see if maybe, perhaps, possibly Newsom wants to throw his hat into the California's Governor race, the San Francisco Mayor held a "beta meeting" at his alma mater, Redwood High School, in Larkspur. Prefaced by the Rolling Stones' "Start Me Up," more than 100 Marin residents sat in Newsom's old school library to participate in the town hall-ish meeting.
Newsom Suffers Through Marin Priorities During Town Hall Meeting
The Dirty, Delicious Business of Reservation Scalping
Eater SF uncovered something new and morally-questionable -- two of our favorite topics -- TablePronto, an online service that scalps restaurant reservations. Basically, it's a site that allows you to buy and sell reservations for a price. As of now they have a scant few available for SF: - Perbacco, 11/16, 9pm, $18; Foreign Cinema, 11/16, 8:30pm, $15; Town Hall, 11/16, 9:15pm, $10; Aqua, 11/16, 8:45pm, $10 Oh, all prime dining hours, too! But...
Question Time, Unwillingly Mine
Hey, remember that Question Time thingy? You know, that non-binding measure that voters passed which called for Gavin to appear in front of the Board of Supes and answer questions thrown his way while the rest of us get to kick back and watch the fun? Well, if you remember, Gavin kind of refused to do it and instead staged fake Question Time, "Town Hall" meetings throughout the city and wound up killing any sort of conflict over the issue by basically boring everyone to death. Even the chickens got bored and stopped attending.
Talking Barry
Tomorrow, ESPN will take a break determining whether Tom Brady is more Now than LeBron is and feature a town hall type thingy in San Francisco on the issue of Barry Bonds and the Hallowed Record. Despite ESPN's increasing descent into annoying shtick and hype, this should be pretty interesting as it's being hosted by "Outside the Lines" host Bob Ley, one of the few ESPN "personalities" with any integrity left. It's supposed to be a discussion on all things Barry, including race, Bud Selig's complicitness in the mess, how tainted the record is, and a whole bunch of other things. The panel will feature a bunch of writers including ESPN's excellent Buster Olney and "Game of Shadows" Lance Williams as well as Barry's ex teammates Kirk Rueter and Ellis Burks as well as Dusty. Jeff Kent will not be participating.
Assemblywoman Fiona Ma's First Town Hall Meeting
Transportation issues covered at Assemblywoman Fiona Ma's First Town Hall Meeting
Eyewitness Account of Muni Meekness
Like a hiker suddenly stumbling across a bear, the folks at Muni are frozen in their tracks for the time being; their concern is that trying to make adjustments now might make things worse, so they're going to take some time to really ponder their next move. Would've been nice if they'd done in the years leading up to the T's launch.
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Realizing his town hall meeting is a farce, Gavin Newsom resorts to drinking his own Kool-Aid.
We'll Show Up For 4th Fake Question Time -- Will Gavin?
Don't forget, the next Fake Question Time (or, as we call it around here: FQT4) is this Saturday, April 21 at the Boys and Girls Club in Excelsior (163 London Street, x Excelsior Ave, one block off Mission). The meeting starts at 2 p.m. (not the usual 10 or 11 a.m.) and the topic is Kids and Families. Gee, you think Gavin'll let people ask questions this time? Drinks are on us if he does!
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Univision: "You okay, Gavin?"
Gavin: "Imo get to that question when I get through this door!"
KGO: "Did your hair get bigger, or is the doorway getting smaller?"
Gavin: "Why's everybody gotta hate? I killed that town hall meeting. I'm the best mayor in the world!"
Pat Murphy: "Is it true you got rid of your entire blue tie collection to quell the wrath of SFist Rita?"
Gavin: "SFist Rita wasn't even here. What's up with that? They sent that creampuff, SFist Elaine, instead."
SFist Elaine: "Whatev, Gavin. You are so DTM!*"
Fake Question Time III- the Photos
To paraphrase an old joke about hockey, we went to a Town Hall meeting last night and a protest broke out. Case in point, the above photo of an attendee making a calm and rational point about the meeting by first shouting at Gavin and then approaching him while Gavin filibustered. We'll let SFist Elaine describe the scene. If you want more eyewitness accounts, Fog City has a recap as well as official Editor in Emeritus, Jackson West. ABC 7 has a video of the scene
Mayor Gavin Newsom: Hell-Bent for Re-election
A photo of S.F. Mayor Newsom at UCSF children's hospital
Week in -Ists
Texas is thawing, the Northeast is freezing, and a sort of natural order seems almost restored to the Ist-A-Verse. Almost.
Bloggers 1, KSFO 0
t's looking like Spocko the Blogger's little stunt he pulled on KSFO is working. Both Bank of America and MasterCard pulled either all of their advertising or some of their advertising from KSFO. Others are expected to follow suit.
Fake Question Time RSVP
Hey, all of you fun-loving participatory government fans -- whether you're for Newsom or not, we just got word that you should RSVP for this Saturday's Fake Question Time Town Hall Meeting (10 a.m., 251 18th Ave.)
Only Three More Days Until Fake Question Time!
Like Frank Perdue always said: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. The Board of Supervisors cock-a-doodle-doo'ed a 10-1 vote in favor of putting Gavin Newsom and the Question Time he's intent on avoiding on their monthly agenda. So Gavin is now currently scheduled to appear every third Tuesday, and will be marked absent if he doesn't show up within five minutes of his scheduled time.
Mirkarimi's MUNI Meeting
Does anyone else remember those awesome signs they used to have behind the driver on the old MUNI buses -- "Information Gladly Given But Safety Requires Avoiding Unnecessary Conversation"? Well, get some information -- and maybe even have some unnecessary conversations -- at Ross Mirkarimi's Town Hall Meeting On MUNI tomorrow, Wednesday November 1!
Debates Around The Districts
RESOLVED: That you want to become more informed about the issues in the local SF elections.
Muni Makes Us Drink (But This Time It's Free!)
You've gotta admire SFCityscape's Steve Boland for putting his money where his Muni-griping mouth is. While lesser sites (like SFist, we freely admit) are content just to bitch and moan about Muni, SF Cityscape wants to buy you a drink at Trad'r Sam.
Congratulations, Michela Alioto-Pier! Now Get Back To Work.
Michela Alioto-Pier and her family is proud to announce that the supervisor for District 2 gave birth to their third child, a healthy baby girl, last night. They don't have a name picked out yet because they thought the baby was going to be a boy. Seven pounds 11 oz., 20 inches long, born at 11:24 p.m. at Cal Pacific. Congratulations to the Alioto-Piers!
....and welcome back to work, Ms. Alioto-Pier! Neither the state nor local laws have any provisions granting elected women officials any time for maternity leave. And Alioto-Pier can't just call in sick for the next three months, either -- under the law, she must be physically present in order to vote. We think it's maybe not a coincidence that Alioto-Pier is the first elected San Franciscan to give birth while in office.
Alioto-Pier has sponsored a charter amendment (.pdf) that would allow supervisors to vote by telephone if they're on pregnancy-related bed rest. (Guess you can't vote by telephone if you're just on a self-prescribed bed rest binge.) Voters will be asked to approve it for the Nov. 2006 election. One question, though: why didn't Alioto-Pier ask us to approve maternity leave for supervisor-moms in that bill too?
Picture of Alioto-Pier and Newsom from the 2004 District 2 Town Hall Meeting.
"The Daily Show" Takes on the Perils of Pelosi
Yes, our beautiful city and it's congressional representative once again made the "Daily Show." Yay! And could we be more provincial? Anyways, the bit was on latest political meme being that despite all the Republicans troubles caused by committing the three biggest sins of politics-- bad war, bad governance, bad ethics-- the Democrats are once unable to shoot straight. Or even fire their guns without blowing themselves up in the process and winding up looking like Daffy Duck taking on Bugs Bunny and having their beak blown up to the other side of his head. So Stewart and the gang went through a variety of recent statements by Democratic leaders to illustrate the point.
SchwarzenWatcher Reads the Gossip Pages
We have the latest and hottest political news today, coming to you from the best place to get the hottest California political news, the gossip pages. Which raises this interesting question: for those of us who read celebrity news to get away from politics, where do we go when politics become part of the gossip pages? And will all of this mean that we should start watching "Extra!" to get the lastest news on the Plame indictments? Anyways, in Monday's edition of the Examiner’s "The Scoop," there is a blurb about Entertainment Weekly saying that Warren Beatty "has been telling anyone who will listen that he plans to unseat Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger." And Cindy Adams writes in her Page Six column in the New York Post that the Governator is so pissed about the President poaching off his Republican money men, which he did last week and which the Governor was once again a very conspicuous no show, that he basically told the White House off and is threatening to become a Democrat over the whole thing.
Señor Spanky (Probably) Revealed
The results are in on our first ever blind item guessing game, and while EssEffist was a little disappointed in the response (come on, isn't your one goal in life to find out compromising things about otherwise succesful people?) we did get enough responses that we thought could, possibly, in a completely non-libellous way be entirely maybe true.
Lucky for us and our lawyers, there's been a tie! We received an equal number of votes for both Town Hall and Bacar. Both are relatively new, both chic, both doing well. Hmm, that doesn't really narrow it down, does it. Could it be Doug Washington, Maitre d' and co-manager of Town Hall? But he's just so good at his job!
Other guesses included Lulu, the gas station featuring a Burger King and a Starbucks (which we all know is evil) and the Mission St. Denny's, although that was apparently a customer-on-customer spank request. Thanks for all your guesses! Keep an eye on Leah Garchik's column, and submit your own blind items to the editor if you have some dish that just must see the light of non-libellous day.

