Man. For the second week in a row, "Top Chef" has really pissed us off. Not for the obvious reasons of losing our locals, but because it seems like the judges are making some really boneheaded decisions, and it's just annoying to watch. Anyway, last week we lost Ryan, leaving Jennifer the last local standing. But for how long?? At Chez Chef, Twitchy McTwit was pleased "pretty boy" Ryan had left, while admitting the place......

Quick! There are "Top Chef" try-outs going on from 10am to 2pm at Postrio today. Get down there! We want more locals next season! As for this season, well, last week saw the elimination of Zoi, which did not please her girlfriend Jen one bit. She's out for blood! The next morning Spike knew others thought he should have gone home, and not just because of his stupid hats. Meanwhile, Lisa and Dale tried to......

Previously on "Top Chef" our remaining trio of local chefs remained in the running to become America's Next Top Chef, but how long will that last? Zoi was still pissed about getting placed in the bottom at the last challenge, and Jen thought it was bogus as well. Of course. But to their credit, so far their status as a couple hasn't really resulted in any behavior that should piss off either their fellow chefs......

To the disappointment of probably no one, there will be no recapping of "The Bachelor" this week because our boyfriend TiVo decided it couldn't stand to even have the show on its hard drive any longer and deleted it before we had a chance to watch it. But apparently local girl Amy did not get a rose. That's that. Which leaves us with "Top Chef," where three locals remain after last week's knifing of......

Previously on "The Bachelor," Tiffany from San Francisco was denied a rose, but Amy from Stockton stuck around because she knows what time it is, she has love for Matt Grant, and she wants to continue to rock his world. Date Box! Hollie read the note, and eight girls, including herself, would be putting on some kind of runway show. Oh, "The Bachelor." We have seen "Project Runway;" "Project Runway" is our friend on MySpace;......

Here's part two of today's reality TV locals coverage. You can read part one here! Previously on "Top Chef," our four local chefs remained, despite questionable interpretations of classic entrees. In the Top Chef Chateau, Jen and Zoi tried each others shoes on while interviewing that they were "keeping their distance," trying not to behave like a couple, and more like people working together. Hmmm. The chefs then met up with Padma at a farmer's......