Previously on "Project Runway" the models were forced to kowtow to the fashion whims of a celebrity. Thank god THAT'S over with! Heidi walked on to the runway wearing Uhura's "Star Trek" uniform--seriously--and told the designers they weren't going to need their models for this week's challenge. Ru-roh! She then sent them all to 10 Rockefeller Plaza where they met Tim Gunn who introduced them all to Tiki Barber. Wait. Who? Tim went on......

Okay, all you haters out there, all you people who think Fantasy Football is nothing but one big huge geek-fest and more proof that men can't even be from Mars because we would have only gottten lost on the way. See, we're not really playing for the money or the bragging rights or to win a trophy, we're playing because there's value in fantasy football. See, we're learning math. Like algebra and fractions and that thing you do when you put an x in the middle of two numbers and get a really high number. That thing. ...

There was a lot of exciting football played over the weekend, none of which involved Bay Area teams. Yeah, both games went down to the wire, but just because "Navy NCIS" has a season finale with a cliffhanger doesn't necessarily mean it's any worth watching. The teams combined for a total of sixteen whopping points. That's one TD and three field goals. If you threw every member of the Rai-duhs and the Niners into whatever fantasy football league scoring system, we'd bet Tiki Barber was responsible for more points than both teams combined. To be fair, though, both teams D showed that they still have some game (the Rai-duhs almost heroically so). The offenses, however, couldn't find game unless they googled it. ...