San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee wished MC Hammer, one of Lee's most ardent supporters, a very happy birthday today. The award-winning pop artist turns a jarring 50 years young. (Let that sink in, GenXers.) Another notable to wish our favorite Oakland resident birthday wishes? Infamous golfer Tiger Woods. Behold:
Mayor Ed Lee, Tiger Woods Wish MC Hammer Happy Birthday
UPDATED: Tiger Woods In "Serious" Condition After Car Crash
In some non-Bay Area news, golf icon Tiger Woods was in a "serious" car accident this morning.
Scene From A United States Presidents Cup Fan Line
Tiger Woods is in town to play at the United States Presidents Cup game. According to AP, "Japanese phenom Ryo Ishikawa will face a daunting Presidents Cup debut on Thursday when he teams with Geoff Ogilvy in foursomes against America's Tiger Woods and Steve Stricker."
Asian-American Embarrassment: An Update
Okay, we're a local news junkie Asian-American, and we're just going to say it -- we're a little embarrassed for our people from yesterday. Or, rather, we're going to strongly support investing more resources into Asian-American mental health advocacy and support groups.
Big Day at Stanford
We have to admit that we don't like golf. More like hate everything about it. We also have to admit that we hate hype and whenever hype surrounds something that hasn't been proven to amount to anything yet. Which means Michelle Wie fits into the category of things you don't even want to get us started on.
The Guilfency!
A very enthusiastic "HER MOTHER AND I DO!" of support to the genius tipster who passed along the Exclusive Details about the impending Kimberly Guilfoyle-Eric Villency (hereinafter, "the Guilfency") Memorial Day nuptials in Barbados, from Fashion Week Daily!

