If you have a free second - provided you have finished reading each SFist story and clicking on every one of our advertisers, of course - checkout the Guardian's "Offies" of 2007 - their Off-Guard Awards for the "dumbest, lamest, most pitiful, and most bizarre moments of a year that's finally, finally over." A couple of them that made us chortle: WHEN A SIMPLE "CUNT" OR "PUSSY" JUST ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH A Florida production......

V-Day San Francisco 2007: Filipina Women Against Violence: Times like this make us wish we learned to speak Tagalog as a kid, instead of just laughing at our Filipino mom every time she swears in her native tongue. (We don't actually laugh at her; we just assume it's bad and flee to the next room.) ...

Dan Rothenberg's one-man show Regretrosexual is all about identity. You name an identity one can have an issue with and it touches upon it-- sexual, political, social, gender-- everything. Which sounds like it could be awful-- all drearily earnest and political and way too 90's, but it's not. It's funny and insightful and, well, pretty darn good. We've grown to dread all those socio-political treatises that's all about empowerment and "taking something" back, usually involving......