-- The Passion of Anna and Shame : It's an Ingmar Bergman bonanza! The Castro Theatre's tribute to the famous director starts out with these two heavy gems. Anna screens at 7 p.m., Shame at 5 p.m. and 9 p.m.; $6-9. -- "The Clap": Helping further the homosexual agenda, Gary Fembot and DJ Der Blaue Reiter's gay little club night that could celebrates its two-year anniversary with disco/soul/new-wave club beats. Starts 10 p.m. at......

-- Macy Gray: Crazy-ass and beautifully baby-voiced chanteuse sings tonight. The Brand New Heavies open. Music starts at 9 p.m. at the Fillmore; $50. -- "Overlap '07": Blasthaus and the titular Overlap present DJs Mark Templeton, Roddy Schrock (videos by Jano Cortjio), Ruoho Ruotsi, and Pand0ra, who will take care of all of your dance floor needs. Doors open at 10 p.m. at Rx Gallery, 132 Eddy; $5. -- D.L. Hughley: One of the......

There's really nothing opening this week, we guess because most of the studios are waiting for next week to bring out the big Christmas/Oscar Bait movies. In fact, this might be the most unspectacular week of movie openings all year. In other words, it's looking like a good time to rent that DVD you've always wanted to. Or play around with On Demand. Or do something totally wacky like read a book. ...

SFist is so &%#$# sick of the blizzard of press surrounding Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow that we could puke....