--The heart of rock and roll is still beatin' -- at Stern Grove this afternoon. It's HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS!!!! The free show starts at 2, but we assume folks'll be lining up pretty early, beach towels and folding chairs at the ready. Stern Grove's at Sloat and 19th. --The Chinese Cultural Center screens White Tower, a documentary about deaf culture in China's Henan Province. 1 p.m., $6, 750 Kearny 3rd Floor (x......

We have a winner in our Fake Tales of San Francisco contest! As you may recall, we're giving out "The Heart Is Deceitful" movie swag to the person who came up with the best, most fakest San Francisco story. After disqualifying Matier and Ross when the Gavin dating a Scientologist actress thing came true, our winner is...... KWillets, for this tragic tale of San Francisco gone very, very wrong. "Speak up Patrick", I said breathlessly......

Okay, folks, it's your last chance to enter -- final call for entries in the Fake Tales of San Francisco Contest! Win a JT LeRoy DECEITFUL tank top and undies, and possibly movie passes to the premiere of "The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things" (if we get that arranged) with your fakest San Francisco story -- email it to us, or leave it in the comments below. Whether you've got a story about a clean and sober rave attendee living with hipsters in the Marina, or a mayor dating a Scientologist (no way!), send it on in and we'll announce the winner tomorrow. We've got some great entries already, but yours could still win! And speaking of mayors dating Scientologists.... don't forget to help us crown another winner, in the Name That Couple! contest. Pick your favorite Gavin Newsom/Sofia Milos couple name from the ones listed below. Don't worry if you've already voted -- we've disabled the cookie feature so you can vote as many times as you like! The winner of that contest is getting some SFist swag of our choice. We'll announce the official winner of that tomorrow too! (Though the exit polling is superb on the link below).

Like the Arctic Monkeys say: Fake Tales of San Francisco / Echo through the room. In honor of the soon-to-be-released JT LeRoy movie, "The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things," we've got a new contest! "The Heart Is Deceitful" is based on JT LeRoy's biography creation myth, about how he "ran away" from his "foster home" with his "drug-using trick-turning teenage mother Sarah" to "come out" in "San Francisco." The movie was written and directed by Asia Argento, who also plays Sarah, and it will be officially premiering on March 24 at the Castro (though it did also show at last year's IndieFest). What can you win in this contest? The adorable DECEITFUL t-shirt and undies set shown above, and possibly passes to the movie as well (we're still working on that second part). It's a heart on the crotch of the undies. And what do we want in exchange? Give us your fakest tale of San Francisco! A one-line description of the character ("a Green Party blogger who practices vegan-friendly S&M in the basement of the rental apartment she's going to be Ellis Act evicted out of"), sample dialogue from your San Francisco slash fiction novel ("'Kiss me again, Chris!,' breathed Gavin. 'Like Kimberly does!'"), or even a whole paragraph of your tale -- we'll publish the top three entries (if we get enough entries in the first place, you slackers), and the winner takes the underwear and possibly the passes too if we get 'em. Do a good enough job and we might ask your character to write a column for the 'Fist! Enter early and often! We and our intersex dog-walker friend who sells meth in clubs to finance an experimental documentary about the tech industry can't wait to read what you've got! ...

Uh-oh, there's drama between The Daly and The Gavster once again -- GavvyGav brings his veto hammer, but Chris throws the recent reconcilliation speech back at him. Speaking of real estate, an Oakland developer wants to mix light industrial and residential in a new West Oakland construction. Google can't avoid politics anymore, turning away FBI requests for information on the one hand and defending their book search against angry publishers on the other. More......

SFist was met with quite the scene as we approached The Castro Theatre last night for our first SF IndieFest screening, Sons of Provo. The IndieFest dress code was apparently being enforced last night, with special dispensations made for Marc Jacobs and Tom Ford certified attire. We wish we had pictures, but you'll just have to trust us when we say that the beautiful people were shining bright. At first we thought these folks......

Further amplifying the rivalry between here and there, the San Francisco Convention and Visitors' Bureau has launched a new website, called Not in L.A.. Supposedly, this is going to lure Angelenans up what they call "the 5" to visit us in the winter. Now, we're always happy to host SoCal-ers on their trips north, and sure, we have lovely skiing in Tahoe, and we have no issues with the SF Visitors' Bureau (since we can buy our FastPasses with a credit card there and all) -- but, um, why? It's like those weird ads for San Diego that were basically like, "Your foggy city sucks [creepy Teletubbies-like smiling sun logo]." ("WE don't need to layer," "Your beaches are dirty and kill people," etc.) How much better are New Zealand's ads, "From one beautiful city to another: Auckland!" It doesn't seem like inflaming intrastate rivalries are the best way to encourage others to come visit, is all we're saying. ...