<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[thehayessf - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>thehayessf - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 08:33:44 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/thehayessf/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Today In Stupid Real Estate Marketing]]></title><description><![CDATA[We were idiots this morning and clicked on a Google ad this morning for <a href="http://www.thehayessf.com/">The Hayes</a>, that new condo building on Page near Market.  We bike past it nearly every m...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/12/20/today_in_stupid/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242e2d44ad066cdcf7e268</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[condo]]></category><category><![CDATA[Google]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category><category><![CDATA[Real Estate]]></category><category><![CDATA[realestate]]></category><category><![CDATA[thehayessf]]></category><category><![CDATA[websites]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[SFist_Dan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:06:29 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry138963_thumb-thumb-640xauto-186684.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry138963_thumb-thumb-640xauto-186684.jpg" alt="Today In Stupid Real Estate Marketing"><p>A player? In a real estate site? In our ideal world Real estate sites should show us what the place would look like were we to live in there instead of the kind of relaxing music that makes us want to go Lizzie Borden.  Even better -  sometimes the player doesn't appear, and you have to close your browser window to shut it up.  Ugh. We hate this website.  And now we hate the condo building.  </p>

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