"Your city sucks," said the two guys presenting Cock Byte: Masters of Machinima. The Austin natives were unprepared for the gruelling uphill walk to the Kabuki -- apparantly our topography is a well-kept secret outside of the bay area. Fair enough, though; the hills do suck sometimes. But not as bad as the title of their movie, which, um, why was it called that anyway? It was really just an hour-long edit of the first......

Last night we braved the blustery elements (man, do we miss that 70 degree weather!) to see our old friend from Austin Jeff Klein open for The Honorary Title, Koufax and Limbeck at Bottom of the Hill. Even though Jeff went on at 8pm sharp, which seemed awfully early to us, the venue was already packed with supportive kids decked out in their hoodies, bangs covering half their faces, Chuck Taylors planted firmly with the......