You can keep your Channing Goslings, Hollywood. We would be more than happy to spend the rest of our life only watching movies that feature Paul Rudd as the romantic lead. Or as the wacky neighbor. Or as the evil racist rapist villain. Or as a dust bunny. Yes, we would pay non-matinee prices to see Paul Thomas Anderson's four-hour epic Dust Bunny featuring Josh from Clueless. This is how much we enjoy Rudd. And so should you, really. In addition to being the greatest non-actor-y actor in films today, he's also charming (and good looking) both on and off screen. Take, for example, his recent turn on Rookie's monthly segment, called "Ask a Grown Man."
Video: Paul Rudd Tells You Why Guys Like Boobs, Gives Dating Advice
Girls Beat Up Classmate, Then Post Video Online
Two vile girls, ages 12 and 14, in Benica were arrested on Saturday after beating up a classmate, filming the attack, and posted it on YouTube. While we cannot find the video to share, the story is a depressing one. What's more, it's yet another tale of kids who commit violent assaults on other kids while capturing the horrifying act on video.
Heh: Chris Daly Makes High School Girl Cry
Mr. Nevius is steaming mad at SFist's number-one fan, Chris Daly. Why? Well, it seems that the altruistic SF Supervisor - kissed by the lips of God himself! - made a civic-minded teen cry. C.W. reports that during last week's Board of Supes meeting, "Amanda Wong, a junior at Lowell High, waited two hours for her chance at the podium during the public comment period, but was so frustrated when Daly first cut her time to one minute, then got up and left when she started to speak, that she burst into tears." Aw. Wong explained her emotional outburst, saying she "didn't mean to cry...I just kind of lost it. I thought they were supposed to listen to us." (Isn't that adorable?) Later on in the meeting, Bevan Dufty made some sort of dramatic exit, storming out of the room in a fit. Fierce. Update: Nevius is wrong? Fibber! Daly responds with what really went down.

