Anti-gay reporter Roland Martin was at it again during Sunday night's Madonna concert (cleverly sandwiched between a football game) when the CNN political analyst took to Twitter to tell his followers to beat any guys interested David Beckham's H&M underwear ad. Behold:
CNN Journalist Tells Twitter Followers To "Smack The Ish" Out Of Gay Dudes
Weekend Top 5: Giants FanFest, Men In Tights Super Bowl Show
As you'd expect, there are lots of Super Bowl festivities happening on Sunday. We've highlighted a couple, along with a few other non-sports items. Enjoy!
Video: Boy Cries Because 49ers Won't Play In Super Bowl
SFist's Daisy Barringer has stiff competition in the mourning game after little Johnny here shed tears of sorrow and confusion after the 49ers lost Sunday's NFC Championship game to New York. Is this a ploy by the kid's dad to get free tickets next season? We hope so. It's a wonderful plan and a perfect execution. (Except for the camera angle. Use horizontal when shooting video on your phone, folks!)
Guy Threatens Kyle Williams' Life On Twitter Over Niners Loss
Kyle Williams is a legend. But probably not the kind he wanted to be. After his two fumbles (among other things) cost the Niners Sunday's NFC game, he'll go down (however briefly) as the guy who cost us a shot at the 2012 Super Bowl. Which, whatever. It happens. No big deal, right? Mistakes were made. Wounds will heal. Lessons shall be learned. Hardly the end of the world. Well, not according to one angry fan who took to Twitter to make a death threat not only against Williams, but his wife and family too.
Alas, San Francisco 49ers Won't Head To Super Bowl
During a suspenseful game that went into overtime, the New York Giants beat the San Francisco 49ers 20-17 for the NFC Championship title. This means that, sadly, SF won't advance to the Super Bowl. "Thanks to two fumbled punt returns by Kyle Williams - one in the fourth quarter and the other in overtime," points out The Chronicle.
Five Things That Make Someone A 49ers Bandwagoner
Now that the San Francisco 49ers could very well land in the Super Bowl this year, we have witnessed flagrant instances of blatant sports fandom popping up all over the city. From overhearing detailed instructions at local cafes as to what "loud on defense, quiet on offense" means to seeing women wearing Victoria's Secret's "PINK Loves the NFL" line, our local football franchise has seen a spike in adoration since making it to the playoffs. (By the way, we have noting against bandwagoners. This site alone wouldn't be as wildly successful as it is without the eyeballs of fresh, nubile bandwagoners.) Are you a bandwagoner? Probably. Not sure? Here are five things that might mean you're ready to jump aboard the 49ers trolly.
Antioch Super Bowl Party Leads to Murder Killing
During yesterday's annual Super Bowl jubilation, an Antioch man was shot and killed over a reneged bet/drunken behavior.
SFist Does the Super Bowl: Sweet and Salty Brownies
We came across these delicious-looking brownies by Jessie Oleson of Cakespy via Serious Eats the other day and thought they'd be a sweet ending to the Super Bowl themed recipes.
SFist Does the Super Bowl: Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese
It's hard to go wrong with Mac and Cheese, so we decided to pick the most gluttonous version we could find, Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese, by Ms. Paula Deen. (Well, actually, there's an even more gluttonous version of this recipe, which includes a strip of bacon wrapped around each serving, but we thought that was going a bit too far.)
SFist Does the Super Bowl: Seven Layer Bean Dip
Leave it to Martha to come up with a clever presentation to a classic dip by putting its contents in single-serving jars. Seven Layer Bean Dip is the sort of thing you can't stop eating, so why not give your guests individual servings, enabling them to double-dip to their hearts content? You could use jars, plastic cups, or little, plastic football helmets (if they exist?). If you feel like putting in the extra effort that is.
SFist Does the Super Bowl: Mini Sloppy Joes
The big game is on Sunday, which for us non-sports fans means hovering over the snack table in between space-out sessions in front of the TV. (Except this contributor is a bit more invested this year since it involves our home town team, the Colts.) In order to make that snack table as appealing as possible, we'll be posting recipes for some classic comfort foods for the rest of the week.
Super Super Bowl Videos
Here's the controversial Peta ad that was banned for some reason. The ad, which urges viewers to switch to a vegetarian lifestyle, shows a slinky tart getting randy with fresh veggies. It's not nearly as racy as we had assumed, hoped. She doesn't deep throat or insert a cucumber. Lame, Peta.
American Football Spectacular: Super Bowl XLIII, "What's A Niner Fan To Do?"
* Pittsburgh vs. Arizona (in Tampa)
Sunday, February 1, 2009. 3:00 PM, PST.
Super Bowl XLIII
Battle Of The Steelers
Oh, great. SF's semi-rival Arizona Cardinals against the five-ring-holding Stillrrs.
If Arizona wins, our once hysterically hapless divisional foe (now built into an actual team by former Steeler coaches) get a championship for the first time since 1947. If PIT wins, they pull ahead of the 49ers and Cowboys for most total Super Bowl wins. Who to root for in today's game, then? Fuhhhh. It's a Morton's Fork. It's a Kobayashi Maru. It's no fun. What's a Niner fan to do?
Root for the Steelers. Here's why.
Get Ready for Puppy Bowl V
This coming Sunday, a group of American football players called the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona Cardinals will come together to have a sporting match entitled Superbowl XLIII. If you will allow SFist to jinx the odds this year, our money is on the team with the friendliest players who know that there is no "i" in "team."
American Football Spectacular: Great 49er Mustaches: Kevin Fagan
Defensive end Kevin Fagan and his mighty mustache helped hold the line for George Seifert's boxer's-mentality 3-4 defensive scheme during the zenith of San Francisco's 1980s power.
American Football Spectacular: Great 49er Mustaches: Roger Craig
This Sunday, the current San Francisco 49ers will be honoring the 49ers of the past by wearing mustaches in their final game of 2008 against Washington. We will honor this honor by honoring Great 49er Mustaches as this game draws nigh.
Roger Craig was one of the most versatile running backs the NFL has ever seen.
A perfect fit for Bill Walsh's short-passing offensive system, in 1985 Craig became the first man to gain 1,000 yards rushing and 1,000 receiving in the same season.
Week Around the -ists
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Beebe Memorial - Where Every Sunday is Super Sunday
"I confirm my covenant with you: Never again will all living things be wiped out by the waters of a flood; never again will a flood destroy the earth."
Your Perfunctory Super Bowl Post
Just some random scribbling on a game that is still reverberating through our hungover, overstuffed brains....
SFist Watches: The Superbowl Ads
We found it difficult to tear ourselves away from the "Puppy Bowl" and turn the channel to the Superbowl, but since we were going to skip through all that boring game stuff and just watch the commercials, we figured it wouldn't be too painful. Keep in mind, though, that since we've got TiVo, this is about the only time during the year we actually do watch commercials. Because of that we might not be able to tell whether these Superbowl ads were actually any better or worse than what's on TV on a nightly basis. But we'll still feel free to criticize nonetheless.
Day Around the Bay
- This Sunday is that football championship tournament known as the Super Bowl. And with it comes its array of advertising amusement. (Please, pray for no Burger King commercials. "People freaked" is the single worst ad campaign in this history of ever.) [SFGate]
- Hillary Clinton is in town; Sen. Ed Kennedy counterattacked with a stop in Berkeley as part of his Obama tour. [CBS5]
- The bay has temporarily turned into Marin's toilet. [Marin Independent Journal]
American Football Spectacular: Kill The Head And The Body Will Die
Joe Frazier was once quoted as sayin' "Kill the body and the head will die." For an NFL offensive unit, the opposite is the case. And here comes the context: it's your American Football Spectacular preview for lucky Week 13 of the 2007 NFL season.
RIP: Dick Nolan
Dick Nolan, former coach of the 49ers, died yesterday at the age of 75. While battling Alzheimer's disease and prostate cancer, according to the Chronicle, he passed away in an assisted-living facility in Dallas. According to Wikipedia, he was quite the coach for the once-glorious football team. "He was head coach of the 49ers for eight seasons from 1968 through 1975, noted for developing the defense and taking the team to three straight NFC...
We Knew Raiders Fans Were Hard Core, But Not This Hard Core
Arizona recently executed their first prisoner in over seven years, Robert Comer. Comer was sentenced to death for murdering someone in a campsite and was also charged with rape and kidnapping. He was killed using lethal injection.
American Football Spectacular: Calendaring The Raiders' (Fraught) 2007 Regular Season
Now that the National Football League's 2007 schedule has been released, let the carpin' in Oakland begin.
Week in -Ists
With the sun out, the temperatures high, one can only think of one thing-- what's going on in the World of the -ist's?

