Those of you taking today off on this unusually warm springtime Friday, we salute/loathe you for being in a state of unadulterated bliss. Wait, scratch the "unadulterated" part. You're probably sipping wine and/or beer and getting lit as your SFist editor types these words from inside SFist headquarters. Even better. Sigh.
7 Reasons Not Be At Work On This Gorgeous Day
More Gorgeous Weather Set To Ruin Your Work Day
Just a friendly reminder that today, like yesterday, will be a gorgeous day littered with sunlight, gentle breezes, springtime romps, butterfly kisses, and pretty people who managed to get the day off walking around with ice cream cones. Why, just look at this shot taken the other day in Alviso. The weather is even making San Jose stunning, people. It's just not fair for a Thursday.
Brown Bans Tanning Beds for Kids
In a move poised to stave off children looking like white trash, Governor Jerry Brown banned kids from using tanning beds. The legislation, singed over the weekend, makes California the first state to adopt such a ban. Doctors, nurses, American Cancer Society, and people with commonsense backed the bill penned by Sen. Ted Lieu (D-Torrance).
Meanwhile, Near Fort Point...
Surfers take advantage of the swells for some midweek action under the bridge. Should be just as beautiful for the duration of the three-day (!) weekend ahead. Enjoy the sun while we have it, folks.
Scary Moments in the Bay During Father's Day
Due to the refreshingly gorgeous weather we're having -- from the windows outside SFist headquarters on busy Third Street, it seems that many of you took the day off; it's practically barren outside! -- many folks took to boating in the Bay over the weekend. One incident in particular resulted in a family's boat being capsized. You see, during a Father's Day cruise in the water on Sunday, a father and his two kids had to be "rescued 500 yards south of Ballena Bay in Alameda when their 19-foot aluminum boat capsized before 11:40 a.m."
San Francisco Winter Warmth v. Snowpacalypse
While our friends to the East (Chicago et al.) suffer through extremely cold weather and worse news puns, we San Franciscans have grown downright snarky about our sudden burst of glorious warmth (it’s going to be near the 70s for the next week).
The Sun Might Come Out Tomorrow
Monday will see a brief respite from the relentless rain before another storm front is expected to pass through the Bay Area on Tuesday evening. Tomorrow's forecast is partly cloudy with a high of 58 degrees by Noon and mostly sunny around the 3 and 4 p.m. hours. San Francisco received 0.61 inches of rain today in the 24-hour period ending at 4 p.m.
This Whole "Eclipse" Thing is Starting to Sound Like a Bad Idea
As if you needed any more proof that an eclipse is a demonic portent of doom, the Exploratorium has announced that it will be sending an expedition to someplace near Mongolia to videotape the eclipse on July 31 ... . Not, like, into the sky of Second Life -- just onto a big virtual projection screen, which your avatars can then gather around and stare at until distracted by a crowd of furries humping a leprechaun.
Happy Melanoma Monday!
The American Academy of Dermatology is launching a new campaign to get girls from 16 to 29 years old (and boys in the same age range who live in district 5) to stop using indoor tanning beds. The campaign is called, fittingly enough, "Indoor Tanning is Out." How so? Because: a) only trash uses indoor tanning facilities, and b) indoor browning is associated with a significant increase in the risk of melanoma. (Though we think the AAD is primarily concerned with the latter.)

