Results tagged “statutoryrape”

Park Chalet -- which, it seems, provides the hungry eater or thirsty drunk an "unmatched indoor/outdoor atmosphere" -- is hosting a singles event. For cougars. You know, women of-a-certain age? Ladies 35 or older who get damp over boyish jailbait? They're having some sort of mass gathering later this month. Sort of like a cast party for Dateline: to Catch a Predator, only socially acceptable. Check it:

She's been found safe! With friends! And she's a bit of a spitfire! According to Marisa Lagos' sleuthing over at the Gate, McGee (who we reported as missing yesterday) took off from her home on Monday because her mother found "inappropriate text messages" sent to her daughter. Then, the two had it out, and Billie ran away. Anyway, she was found safe with friends, not dead in a ditch somewhere.