<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[Staggering - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>Staggering - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 15:18:31 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/staggering/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Were You Saying "Boooo" or "Gavin Boooo-som"?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here's a clip of Gavin on some time-filler radio show a couple days ago, talking about playing baseball and giving us an incredibly humorous taste of what he looks like when he's had a few too many. O...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2007/07/15/were_you_saying/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242aae44ad066cdcf612b6</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Area]]></category><category><![CDATA[breaking]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[radio]]></category><category><![CDATA[Staggering]]></category><category><![CDATA[video]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Baume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2007 13:14:25 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rcq9IUU07Zg">
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Here's a clip of Gavin on some time-filler radio show a couple days ago, talking about playing baseball and giving us an incredibly humorous taste of what he looks like when he's had a few too many. Oh what a kidder, that Gav! You can watch the whole thing <a href="http://cwbayarea.com/afterdark">on the COW Bay Area site</a>, if you're able to tolerate radio banter, fratty chuckling, and browser-breaking WMV. Earlier in the video, Gavin is at a loss to explain why some people might've wanted to boo at him, and seems to have concluded that it was one of those <i>affectionate</i> boos.</p>

<p>In Gavin's defense, it's probably impossible <i>not</i> to crave a stiff drink when forced to spend time with radio "personalities."</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Could Do With A Spot of Jolliness]]></title><description><![CDATA[San Francisco's a lovely city, but it would be even nicer if someone did something about this damn Santa issue. Seriously, it's getting to be a real problem. We have no problem with legions of jolly o...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/12/08/i_could_do_with_a_spot_of_jolliness/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242eec44ad066cdcf848c1</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[Absolutely NOT]]></category><category><![CDATA[children]]></category><category><![CDATA[cookie]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Events]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pier]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[Santa]]></category><category><![CDATA[Staggering]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Baume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:35:21 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is why you must ABSOLUTELY NOT participate in <a href="http://upcoming.org/event/124537/">this year's Santarchy</a>, which departs from Pier 39 at 11:30 tomorrow morning. Do not, under any circumstances, <a href="http://santacon.tribe.net/thread/2183b33f-30ab-40bd-9579-23fd93aa432b">follow these instructions</a>, which will allow you to sign up to receive up-to-the-minute text msgs that update you on the mob's exact location.</p>

<p>And do not, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, attempt to combine this debauched, cookie-eating event with any OTHER debauched, brain-eating event that may be happening that day, no matter how simultaneous the two events may be, and no matter how conveniently both events lend themselves to the wearing of the color red.</p>

<p>See you Saturday, then.</p>

<p></p><i>Thanks, mystery-tipster!</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Could Do With A Spot Of Brains]]></title><description><![CDATA[San Francisco's a lovely city, but it would be even nicer if someone did something about this damn zombie issue. Seriously, it's getting to be a real problem. We have no problem with legions of undead...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/12/08/i_could_do_with_a_spot_of_brains/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242eed44ad066cdcf84948</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[Absolutely NOT]]></category><category><![CDATA[children]]></category><category><![CDATA[holiday]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[shopping]]></category><category><![CDATA[Staggering]]></category><category><![CDATA[Yerba Buena]]></category><category><![CDATA[Yerba Buena Gardens]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Baume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 14:07:28 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><br>
San Francisco's a lovely city, but it would be even nicer if someone did something about this damn zombie issue. Seriously, it's getting to be a real problem. We have no problem with legions of undead who want to swing  in the privacy of their own homes, but when they insist on peddling their brain-eating smut out in public -- where the children can see! -- tolerating them is just political correctness gone too far.</p>

<p>That is why we must urge you in the strongest possible terms NOT to convene on Yerba Buena Gardens (y'know, the Metreon's grassy backyard) at 2:13pm on Saturday. You must ABSOLUTELY NOT attend what will surely be a massive gathering of debauched and semi-animated corpses. UNDER NO CONDITIONS should you adorn yourself in zombie-themed costumery such as one might find <a href="https://sfist.com/2006/12/08/i_could_do_with_a_spot_of_brains/zombies.tomwalsham.com/costume.html">here</a>, <a href="https://sfist.com/2006/12/08/i_could_do_with_a_spot_of_brains/www.terror4fun.com/zombie_make_up.html">here</a>, or <a href="https://sfist.com/2006/12/08/i_could_do_with_a_spot_of_brains/www.zombiepubcrawl.com/makeup.php">here</a>. (Given the weather forecast, we can forgive the zombies for carrying blood-spattered umbrellas.) It is IMPERATIVE that the citizenry be permitted continue their traditional holiday reveling (by which we mean shopping) unmolested by the awful howling monsters into which all humans must inevitably one day turn.</p>

<p>See you Saturday, then.</p><i>that way</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA['Fisties: Best Coffee]]></title><description><![CDATA[Boy--we sure love completely subjective awards, and we're super thankful for a chance to give out a few of our own.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2005/12/14/fisties_best_coffee/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24310e44ad066cdcf95ada</guid><category><![CDATA[SF Restaurants, Food & Drink]]></category><category><![CDATA['Fisties]]></category><category><![CDATA[bbc]]></category><category><![CDATA[blue bottle]]></category><category><![CDATA[blue bottle coffee]]></category><category><![CDATA[Caffe Trieste]]></category><category><![CDATA[City]]></category><category><![CDATA[coffee]]></category><category><![CDATA[comments]]></category><category><![CDATA[farmer's market]]></category><category><![CDATA[Features]]></category><category><![CDATA[Food+Fun]]></category><category><![CDATA[Green]]></category><category><![CDATA[hayes valley]]></category><category><![CDATA[House]]></category><category><![CDATA[Java House]]></category><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[Polk Gulch]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ritual Coffee]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ritual Coffee Roasters]]></category><category><![CDATA[Staggering]]></category><category><![CDATA[Staggering Through Fog]]></category><category><![CDATA[Taylor Maid Farms]]></category><category><![CDATA[Trimeth]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[SFist Jer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 07:30:00 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry51730_thumb-thumb-640xauto-134583.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry51730_thumb-thumb-640xauto-134583.jpg" alt="'Fisties: Best Coffee"><p>People who've been reading our "Trimethyldioxypurist" missives will not be especially surprised by the winners. For those who are strangers to our periodic ramblings about coffee and cafes around the City by the Bay, here are our favorites among the many, many cool, delicious, and often unique coffee choices at which we overcaffeinated during the past year. We give our big, meaty fist (and, yeah, those are, in fact,  knobby knuckles in the logo) to:</p>

<p><b><u>BEST "bring-it-home" coffee: </u></b><br>
TIE--<a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2005/09/27/good_karmagood_coffee_indeed.php">Taylor Maid Farms</a> and Blue Bottle Coffee. What we've sampled from the former is delicious, readily accessible to all sorts of tastes, and the company engages in "Green" practices to boot. Blue Bottle, meanwhile, has many interesting beans and roasts--patrons should be careful about picking one that'll suit your particular tastes, as they tend to be very distinct; the baristi at BBC (whether Hayes Valley kiosk or at the Farmer's Market) are always happy to help you pick one.</p>

<p><b><u>BEST "drink it there" coffee: </u></b><br>
Like a broken record, we're awarding this 'Fistie to the Blue Bottle kiosk in Hayes Valley. We think <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2005/01/24/drink_this_coffee_now_a_directive_from_your_trimethyldioxypurist.php">this</a> still pretty much says it all.</p>

<p><b><u>BEST espresso + milk drink: </u></b></p>

<p>A cappuccino from <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2005/03/28/le_trimethyldioxypurist_se_raveille_sur_la_rue_de_polk.php">Boulange de Polk</a>. We don't know how they do what they do with that milk, but we lurves 'em. Makes spending a Sunday morning in Polk Gulch a real treat.</p>

<p><b><u>BEST old-school cafe: </u></b></p>

<p><a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/12/20/size_matters_to_the_trimethyldioxypurist.php">Caffe Trieste</a> still absolutely brings it. We honor our favorite among old-time cafes that helped set the precedent for good coffee. Tried and true, Trieste ain't over by any means, its espresso straight-up kicks ass.</p>

<p><b><u>BEST coffee place with bad coffee: </u></b></p>

<p><a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2005/04/25/the_trimethyldioxypurist_takes_in_the_view.php">Red's Java House</a>. The coffee, frankly, stinks, but the views and people are great, the food is delightfully simple and greasy, and this place could have just as easily have received a made-up 'Fistie for "best place to battle a hangover." In fact, we'll give it that one too (though we should probably consult Mr. Staggering Through Fog, <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2005/12/06/the_fisties_best_bar_or_staggering_through_fisties.php">SFist Drew</a>, on that one).</p>

<p><b><u>BEST new cafe: </u></b></p>

<p> <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2005/05/23/trimethyldioxypurism_read_damn_good_coffee_abundant_at_new_mission_spot.php%20">Ritual Coffee Roasters</a>. We're actually writing this from Ritual right now;  the place has really caught on, as evidenced by the lack of available tables. In our initial review, we only talked about the coffee, which is done via a press pot on order. We can now attest many times over that the espresso and espresso drinks (we're now pausing to take another hit of our Americano) kick ass as well. Interestingly, there's a roasting machine hanging out in the back . . .  will it go into use? Who knows. Either way, Ritual is our early favorite for next year's 'Fistie winner.</p>

<p><b><u>BEST coffee joint, overall, period: </u></b><br>
We use "joint" because we can't really call the kiosk a "cafe." Obviously, it's Blue Bottle--our fave espresso, our fave baristi, our fave beans, our second-fave drip (to Ritual,who cheats by using the press pots), our fave <a href="http://bluebottlecoffee.blogspot.com">affilliated blog</a>; our favorite thing to bring to people from out of town as gifts . . . etc. etc. etc. Yeah, we're that fan who takes it way too far and starts stalking. </p>

<p>While only we at SFist can wield these mighty 'Fisties, we also want to know what <b>you</b> think! Hit the comments section, folks -- nominations for next year have already begun.<br>
</p><i>our</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Badlands's Bad]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.bobmeyers.com/gay_san_francisco_castro.htm"><img alt="badlands.jpg" src="http://www.sfist.com/archives/images/badlands-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="129" class="imgleft"/></a>The ...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2005/04/27/badlandss_bad/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2430ba44ad066cdcf92a48</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[bar]]></category><category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[human rights]]></category><category><![CDATA[lgbt]]></category><category><![CDATA[News+Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[Staggering]]></category><category><![CDATA[Staggering Through Fog]]></category><category><![CDATA[the Castro]]></category><category><![CDATA[the city]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 09:28:33 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><br>
The <a href="http://www.sfgov.org/site/sfhumanrights_index.asp">San Francisco Human Rights Commission</a> has finished its investigation into the Castro bar Badlands, and concludes that yup, Badlands <a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/04/27/BAG21CFUUQ1.DTL">really</a> <a href="http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/news/042705_nw_badlands.html">was</a> <a href="http://www.andcastroforall.org/files/HRC_Badlands_Findings.pdf">discriminating against African-Americans</a> (.pdf) at the door.  The HRC found that Badlands and its owner, Les Natali, would enforce a dress code and require multiple forms of ID, but only when an African-American tried to get into the bar.  The commission also found that Badlands refused to hire African-Americans, though once a complaint was filed, they immediately hired more diverse employees.</p>

<p>The group <a href="http://www.andcastroforall.org">And Castro For All</a> (formerly known as <a href="http://www.isbadlandsbad.com">Is Badlands Bad</a>) has been <a href="http://www.andcastroforall.org/index.php?badlands">spearheading</a> the investigation, and is dedicated to addressing issues of discrimination within the LGBT community.  </p>

<p>Since Badlands is not a city contractor, the city can't do anything with the findings, though the alcoholic beverages commission (drinks) and the entertainment licensing commission (dancing) are looking into whether the bar's permits should be pulled.  And Castro For All is also calling for a boycott.  No <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2005/04/22/staggering_through_fog.php">Staggering Through Fog</a> coverage for you, Badlands!  </p>

<p>Badlands and Natali, through their attorney, claim that the findings are false and not supported by evidence (though <a href="http://www.andcastroforall.org/index.php?badlandspersonalaccounts">numerous people</a> have submitted statements about the admission policies and hiring practices).  </p>

<p></p><i>Picture of Badlands from <a href="http://www.bobmeyers.com">bobmeyers.com</a></i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Mission Statement (Of Sorts) From Your Trimethyldioxypurist]]></title><description><![CDATA[After the discovery of <a href="http://bluebottlecoffee.net">the holy grail of Bay Area coffee</a> last week, it's a good time to sit back and take stock of why we do this. And how we go about it.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2005/01/31/a_mission_statement_of_sorts_from_your_trimethyldioxypurist/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2433fd44ad066cdcfad908</guid><category><![CDATA[SF Restaurants, Food & Drink]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Area]]></category><category><![CDATA[cat]]></category><category><![CDATA[coffee]]></category><category><![CDATA[coffee shop]]></category><category><![CDATA[Food+Fun]]></category><category><![CDATA[Geek]]></category><category><![CDATA[industry]]></category><category><![CDATA[money]]></category><category><![CDATA[nick denton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Reads]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco Bay]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco Bay Area]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sfist Reads]]></category><category><![CDATA[Staggering]]></category><category><![CDATA[trends]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[SFist Jer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2005 17:57:28 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After the discovery of <a href="http://bluebottlecoffee.net">the holy grail of Bay Area coffee</a> last week, it's a good time to sit back and take stock of why we do this. And how we go about it.</p>

<p>Is it time for a change in format? After a mere three months? And is it okay that it's just some dude with a made-up, eight-syllable name that's guiding you through the SF coffee scene?</p>

<p>There's a whole world of coffee that fits snugly into your usual SFist favorites. Y'know, like <a href="http://www.geeks.com/details.asp?InvtId=USB-COFFEE-WARMER&amp;cat=CON">Get Ur (Coffee) Geek On</a>. Or a <a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/012905_nw_wawa.html">multitude</a> of <a href="http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=64590">stories</a> that could fit in a <a href="http://www.chronicleonline.com/articles/2005/01/15/news/news04.txt">Coffee Blotter</a>. <a href="http://www.globalexchange.org/campaigns/fairtrade">Trimethyldioxypurist cares</a>? <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/12/13/sfist_holiday_gift_guide_the_buena_vista.php">Staggering Through Caffeine</a>? SFist Reads: Coffee Table Book Edition? Or maybe just commenting, with our usual snarkiness, on the general caffeine-related <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2005-01-09-mccoffee_x.htm">news</a> and <a href="http://money.cnn.com/2005/01/11/news/fortune500/coke.reut/">industry trends</a>. That kinda thing. </p>

<p>But, no. This is SFist, not the latest <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2005/01/31/gridskipping.php">Nick Denton creation</a>. We're vertical here, not horizontal. Meaning it's gotta be about our fair San Francisco Bay Area and its cities. So our format remains. </p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>