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<script async src="//www.instagram.com/embed.js"></script></div><p></p><p><em>Image: Leanne Maxwell/SFist</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[American Football Spectacular: The Raiders Might Finish 2006 As Number One!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Having the number one pick in <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_NFL_Draft>the 2007 NFL Draft</a>, that is.After <a href=http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/recap/NFL_20061203_HOU@OAK>losing horrific...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/12/05/american_football_spectacular_the_raiders_might_finish_2006_as_number_one/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24279d44ad066cdcf48472</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[American Football]]></category><category><![CDATA[American Football Spectacular]]></category><category><![CDATA[Detroit]]></category><category><![CDATA[Detroit Lions]]></category><category><![CDATA[Evil Dead]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fear Factor]]></category><category><![CDATA[football]]></category><category><![CDATA[football 2006]]></category><category><![CDATA[football2006]]></category><category><![CDATA[Houston]]></category><category><![CDATA[Houston Texans]]></category><category><![CDATA[maps]]></category><category><![CDATA[Matt Millen]]></category><category><![CDATA[money]]></category><category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category><category><![CDATA[NFL Draft]]></category><category><![CDATA[photos]]></category><category><![CDATA[race]]></category><category><![CDATA[Raiders]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sam Raimi]]></category><category><![CDATA[Silver And Black]]></category><category><![CDATA[Spiderman]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bay Area Sports]]></category><category><![CDATA[TV]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[SFist Christopher Rogers]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:02:38 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry85281_thumb-thumb-640xauto-112784.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry85281_thumb-thumb-640xauto-112784.jpg" alt="American Football Spectacular: The Raiders Might Finish 2006 As Number One!"><p>After <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/recap/NFL_20061203_HOU@OAK">losing horrifically to the Houston Texans 23-14</a> in a home game where the dauntless Raider Power Mullet defense limited Yoostun to <a hre="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/teamstats/NFL_20061203_HOU@OAK">32 yards passing yards</a> and </p>

<p><i>-5!</i>  <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/teamstats/NFL_20061203_HOU@OAK">Negative five yards net passing yardage</a> was what the Texans had earned at game's end.  That the Raiders could not overcome such an utterly one-dimensional team is a new level of embarrassment in a season where new sub-basements of embarrassment have been breached over and over again, down and further down, like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oak_Island">Oak Island's infamous Money Pit</a>.</p>

<p>Luckily, few had to withstand this game since the local TV coverage was blacked out.  Those Raider fans of you who went to this game; <a href="http://tinyurl.com/7sao8">American Football Spectacular</a> salutes your stolidness and your dedication to the Silver And Black in these painful times.</p>

<p>Now that this game has passed to its end, the Raiders are in a two horse race with <a href="http://www.detroitlions.com/">those hapless Detroit Lions</a> for the first overall pick in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_NFL_Draft">the 2007 NFL Draft</a>.</p>

<p>Sportswriters just <i>looove</i> being able to trot out devastating statistics about recent Detroit results as a way of publicly repudiating (former 49er and Raider linebacker) <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Millen">Matt Millen</a>'s regrettable mismanagement of a once proud team.  Like how <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20061203017">the Lions have the NFL's worst record over the last six years at 23 and 69</a>.  Ugh.  So horrendously squirm-inducing is that stat, it's like watching Fear Factor on TV or <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083907/">an</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092991/">Evil</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106308/">Dead</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434020/">movie</a>.</p>

<p>Incidentally, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092991/">Evil Dead</a> writer/director <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000600/">Sam Raimi</a> is from <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Royal+Oak,+MI">the Detroit area</a>.  Now he helms the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316654/">Spiderman</a> movie franchise.  Well, then -- we suppose successful franchises <i>are</i> possible from Detroit after all!</p>

<p><a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/sports/football/nfl/oakland_raiders/16158911.htm?template=contentModules/printstory.jsp">Other</a> <a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/n/a/2006/12/03/sports/s161754S64.DTL&amp;type=printable">folks</a> <a href="http://www.insidebayarea.com/raiders/ci_4768089">can</a> recap the HOU/OAK game.  Let them.  We're looking ahead to break down the last four weeks of the season for the Lions and the Raiders.  Who will be #1?</p><i>still lost!</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Miniadventures of the Superfisters]]></title><description><![CDATA[We've got some minicomics this week, some of which were written by locals. But this is a little awkward -- the best ones are by non-Sanfranciscans. WTF, local comics folk? Where is the local answer to...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2006/11/06/the_miniadventures_of_the_superfisters/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24319444ad066cdcf99d41</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[art]]></category><category><![CDATA[comics]]></category><category><![CDATA[David]]></category><category><![CDATA[history]]></category><category><![CDATA[lies]]></category><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><category><![CDATA[New Yorker]]></category><category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category><category><![CDATA[Simpsons]]></category><category><![CDATA[Spiderman]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Simpsons]]></category><category><![CDATA[this week]]></category><category><![CDATA[video]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Baume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 14:35:17 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry81368_thumb-thumb-640xauto-116267.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry81368_thumb-thumb-640xauto-116267.jpg" alt="The Miniadventures of the Superfisters"><p>Sometimes, the GLBs can be a little mean when it comes to the Ts. Oh, sure, it's fine to be a butch lez or a fairy, but the minute you start taking hormones you're something exotic. In , David's just barely open enough to date a transitioning cutie named Ethan. David's curiosity is tactless, but their shared love of <i>The Simpsons</i> buoys the evening. And just as David is grasping desperately to explain why he's afraid to spend the night, Ethan erases his hesitation with the magic words that all diplomats ought to learn: "I have a strap-on."</p>

<p>We loved every minute, with the possible exception of a spit-take that's so hastily drawn it looks like someone's vomiting up Spiderman webbing. <i>Man Enough</i>'s power lies in its quick, snappy dialogue, particularly when coupled with sensitive, unassuming characters. Yay. And as a bonus, the book also has a short story set in a porny videostore, where you can reconstruct your customers' damaged psyches with a single glance at their rental history. We used to work in <a href="http://www.sfstation.com/video-control-b1843">just such a setting</a>, and we can tell you that we had no choice but to judge every horrible secret lurking deep in each and every naughty customer. We still have nightmares. Some scary, some hot.</p><i>Man Enough</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Semimystical Adventures of the Superfisters]]></title><description><![CDATA[Okay, we're sorry, but if you're not <A name="scottpilgrim" href="http://shawnfumo.blogspot.com/2005/06/ive-liked-scott-pilgrim-for-thousand.html">totally in love</a> with <a href="http://www.scottpil...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2005/12/19/the_semimystical_adventures_of_the_superfisters/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242eb644ad066cdcf8303e</guid><category><![CDATA[Arts & Entertainment]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bryan Lee O]]></category><category><![CDATA[comics]]></category><category><![CDATA[dating]]></category><category><![CDATA[friends]]></category><category><![CDATA[High School]]></category><category><![CDATA[hipster]]></category><category><![CDATA[holiday]]></category><category><![CDATA[Isotope Comics]]></category><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category><category><![CDATA[Scott Pilgrim]]></category><category><![CDATA[sex]]></category><category><![CDATA[Spiderman]]></category><category><![CDATA[stand up]]></category><category><![CDATA[Toronto]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Baume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 16:20:27 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry51780_thumb-thumb-640xauto-134535.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry51780_thumb-thumb-640xauto-134535.jpg" alt="The Semimystical Adventures of the Superfisters"><p><br>
Okay, we're sorry, but if you're not <a name="scottpilgrim" href="http://shawnfumo.blogspot.com/2005/06/ive-liked-scott-pilgrim-for-thousand.html">totally in love</a> with <a href="http://www.scottpilgrim.com/"></a> we're going to have to fight you. Recommended highly by the froods at <a href="http://www.isotopecomics.com/">Isotope Comics</a> as well as by us, It's the first of seven volumes chronicling the life and love of a 23-year old doofy-cute shyguy in Toronto, written and illustrated by <a href="http://www.radiomaru.com/">Bryan Lee O'Malley</a>. Scott's dating a mature high school girl, but his eye's been caught by a mysterious girl he's seen skating in his dreams; meanwhile his friends attend band practice (their band: "The Sex Bob-ombs") and cook bacon and live casual, friendly, just-like-you-and-me sorts of lives; they work, they drink, they party. The characters have a Joss-Whedony ability to be sensitive and sarcastic at the same time -- such as when Scott wakes up in the morning and says, "I wish I could turn into a morphing ball and roll to the bathroom from here, instead of having to stand up," and his ladyfriend replies, "I used to know a guy who could do that. He said it wasn't that great." But it's not all hipster navel-gazing; everyone in the Scott Pilgrim universe has an uncontrollable spontaneity, so just when you think you know what's coming next, two characters unexpectedly hook up or suddenly weild mystical powers to summon a flock of -- well, we don't want to ruin the f**king awesome ending for you. It's explodey enough for your edgy friends, and emo enough for your weepy ones, and at about $12 it would be a perfect purchase if there happened to be some kind of upcoming gift-giving holiday.</p>

<p>After the jump: astronauts in trouble, girly fairy stuff, Tiki-lounge noir, and Spiderman eats human flesh.</p><i>Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life</i>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[rita:  2004's So-Bests]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.norahjones.info/forums/album_cat.php?cat_id=1"><img alt="norah jones y.jpg" src="http://www.sfist.com/archives/images/norah jones y-thumb.jpg" width="158" height="200" hspace="5" a...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2004/12/30/rita_2004s_sobests/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c2423c844ad066cdcf28454</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arcade Fire]]></category><category><![CDATA[baby]]></category><category><![CDATA[Baby Bullet]]></category><category><![CDATA[BART]]></category><category><![CDATA[bay bridge]]></category><category><![CDATA[books]]></category><category><![CDATA[City Hall]]></category><category><![CDATA[Club]]></category><category><![CDATA[crime]]></category><category><![CDATA[death]]></category><category><![CDATA[ferry building]]></category><category><![CDATA[fire]]></category><category><![CDATA[government]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kelly Clarkson]]></category><category><![CDATA[library]]></category><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><category><![CDATA[money]]></category><category><![CDATA[movies]]></category><category><![CDATA[MTV]]></category><category><![CDATA[Norah Jones]]></category><category><![CDATA[people]]></category><category><![CDATA[SF Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[Public Library]]></category><category><![CDATA[radio]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[sex]]></category><category><![CDATA[sf]]></category><category><![CDATA[shooting]]></category><category><![CDATA[Specials]]></category><category><![CDATA[Spiderman]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas Ranger]]></category><category><![CDATA[traffic]]></category><category><![CDATA[TV]]></category><category><![CDATA[university]]></category><category><![CDATA[University Club]]></category><category><![CDATA[US]]></category><category><![CDATA[VH1]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2004 12:31:33 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p>

<p>It was a <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/07/18/the_city_that_knows_how.php">good year</a>, it was <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/17/yir.overview/index.html">a bad year</a>.  Here's my list of the <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/11/05/so_best.php">so-best</a> parts of 2004, in no order at all.  </p>

<p><b>So-Best photo</b>:  Nope, not Gav+Kim (you all breathe a sigh of relief). I'm not a super big fan of Norah Jones or anything, and it has no SF connection whatsoever, but I've been dying for an excuse to use this picture for months now.  Look at that letter Y!  </p>

<p><b>So-Best city hall trend</b>:  Rate this year in local politics triple-X!  Sex, violence, and foul language:  <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/11/24/political_junkie_anger_management.php">F-bombs</a> <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/11/17/political_junkie_puttin_the_f_back_in_sf.php">dropping</a> <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/10/26/you_kiss_your_mother_with_that_mouth.php">like</a> <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/10/25/going_cheney_at_the_school_board.php">bunker</a> <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/11/09/political_junkiehousing_bubbles_the_daly_show.php">busters</a>, <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/08/05/oil_money_part_two.php">groping</a> at the <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/08/05/oil_money_part_two.php">Gettys</a>, and <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/10/19/kimberly_takes_manhattan.php">hand-to-mouth pumping action</a> -- and that's just for two branches of the local government!  Throw in some sizzling-hott <a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2004/12/23/MNGM3AGB3B1.DTL">judicial</a>/<a href="http://www.sfgov.org/site/mayor_page.asp?id=22778">executive</a> <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/samesexmarriage/">same-sex marrying action</a>, <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/12/06/political_junkie_one_scoop_or_two.php">fights</a> <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/11/08/political_junkie_free_h_brown.php">galore</a>, <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/12/21/political_junkie_youre_a_mean_one.php">plushie love</a>, <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/12/10/fight_the_power.php">vandalism</a>, ranked choice voting <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/11/04/ranked_choice_voting_ctrlaltdelete.php">computer hackery</a>, and those ever-present <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/09/22/political_junkie.php">Asian</a> <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/08/23/funny_money_fallout.php">fetishists</a> (you just love them for their <a href="http://www.examiner.com/article/index.cfm/i/112904n_perata">money</a>),  and phew, you'd definitely have to prove you were over 18 to get into this movie!   </p>

<p><b>So-Best blotter entry</b>:  The pranksters who <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/08/24/sfist_blotter.php">stole the bronze Hermes</a> outside the University Club.  Runner-up:  The <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/09/14/sfist_blotter.php">angry Texas Ranger</a> throwing the chair at <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/09/15/heeyyy_batta_batta.php">heckling Mr. Bueno</a> and hitting his wife in the nose. </p>

<p><b>So-Best commuter tale</b>:  This was back in April, back when SFist was just a twinkle in our publisher's eye -- but remember that <a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/04/04/BAGQT60FT81.DTL">dude</a> who <a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/04/06/MNGPO616P01.DTL">threatened</a> to <a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/04/08/BAGVH6277A1.DTL">kill himself</a> on the Bay Bridge and <a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/04/08/BAGEP61DTV12.DTL">tied up traffic for thirteen hours</a>?  And then they proposed <a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/04/09/BAGCA62LQH13.DTL">shooting a big Spiderman net under him</a>?  The highlight of your westbound commute.  <b>Runner-up</b>:  The <a href="http://www.caltrain.com/news_2004_6_2_media_advisory_baby_bullet_service.html">Baby Bullet/BART hookup finally working out</a> is saa-weeeeeet.  It could only be better if it actually went at like 200 miles an hour so when you looked out the windows, things go all blurry.  </p>

<p><b>So-Best makeshift top 40 radio station</b>:  I'm still torn up about the death of <a href="http://globalguest.com/gb/957/guestbook.html">Z95.7</a>.  But now that I've finally gotten MTV Hits from my <a href="http://www.rcn.com">cable company RCN</a> and <a href="http://www.tivo.com">TiVo</a> DVR and an <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipod/">ipod</a> to go, I'm completely up to date.  (Damn you, Max Martin, and your catchy new <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1493648/11112004/clarkson_kelly.jhtml">Kelly Clarkson tune</a>.)  Runner-up <a href="http://www.mtv.com">MTV Networks</a> so-best:  Have you seen the new <a href="http://www.vh1.com/channels/vh1_classic/channel.jhtml">VH1 Classic</a> show <a href="http://www.altmusictv.com/120/">The Alternative</a>?</p>

<p><b>So-Best things I've learned at sfist</b>:  How to <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/12/15/sfist_reads.php">reserve books</a> at the Public Library.  Who this band the Arcade Fire <a href="http://www.sfist.com/archives/2004/11/09/introducing_sfist_listens.php">is</a>.  How many different crime movies and TV shows were set in San Francisco.  And all these cool people I have the privilege of writing with (awwww).  </p>

<p>Let's go watch the fireworks over the Ferry Building for 2005!  </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Long Dark Teatime of the Movies]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/focus_features/vanity_fair/vanityfair_releaseposter.jpg"><br /></a></b>]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2004/09/03/the_long_dark_teatime_of_the_movies/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24275a44ad066cdcf45f6b</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[Before Sunset]]></category><category><![CDATA[chicken]]></category><category><![CDATA[comments]]></category><category><![CDATA[DVDs]]></category><category><![CDATA[Harry Potter]]></category><category><![CDATA[Maria Full]]></category><category><![CDATA[movies]]></category><category><![CDATA[Open Water]]></category><category><![CDATA[Spiderman]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sunset]]></category><category><![CDATA[theater]]></category><category><![CDATA[vanity fair]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Eve Batey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2004 13:43:16 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><br>
Oh, man.  SFist is underwhelmed by the movie offerings this weekend, and is considering staying home with our DVDs of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000E32UZ/002-4498551-8700825?v=glance">MI-5</a>, season one.  But if we had to go out and see a movie, our big budget pick of the week would be <a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&amp;cf=info&amp;id=1808566789&amp;intl=us">Vanity Fair</a> a Bollywoodized update of the <a href="http://www.lang.nagoya-u.ac.jp/~matsuoka/Thackeray.html">Thackeray</a> novel of the same name, (not the <a href="http://www.condenet.com/mags/vanityfair/">magazine </a>, silly).</p>

<p>If not that, then we might take in some of the films that have opened a while ago that we haven't gotten around to yet.  The <a href="http://www.landmarktheatres.com/market/SanFrancisco/EmbarcaderoCenterCinema.htm">Embarcadero</a> is still showing <a href="http://www.landmarktheatres.com/Films/films_frameset.asp?id=40652">Before Sunset</a> and <a href="http://www.landmarktheatres.com/Films/films_frameset.asp?id=39914">Maria Full of Grace</a>, both of which come to us with high recommendations.</p>

<p>Or maybe we'll brave the <a href="http://www.metreon.com/theatres/index.html">Metreon</a>.  Whew!  There's a lot stinking up the place, and we're not even talking about the rather dubious looking Chicken 'n Cheez.  You can see <a href="http://www.fandango.com/movie_page.asp?mv=85348&amp;chain_id=SONY">Harry Potter</a> or <a href="http://www.fandango.com/movie_page.asp?mv=86523&amp;chain_id=SONY">Spiderman</a> in the IMAX, or a bunch of other old or crappy movies in the regular theater.  Hey, how's <a href="http://www.fandango.com/movie_page.asp?mv=85146&amp;chain_id=SONY">Open Water</a>?  Is that good?  We heard so much about it, and then...nothing.</p>

<p>If you have any better movie recommendations for this weekend, please, be our guest and hit us with them in the comments.  Because we're fresh out, and those  <a href="http://www.aetv.com/tv/shows/mi5/">British spies</a> are looking better and better.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>