When real estate industry website Trulia set out to map the noisiest neighborhoods in San Francisco, they did so by pulling "about five years" of "police data on noise complaints," they say. But do calls to the San Francisco Police Department paint the full picture?

According to the site, SF's loudest/most apt to call the cops neighborhoods are the Tenderloin, the Upper Haight, the Mission, and North Beach. Here's their map that visualizes the data:

I'm not saying that their conclusions are incorrect! But calls to the cops presumably fail to account for persistent noise of things like traffic and construction, both things that can make an area unendurably loud (looking at you, some parts of SoMa). However, I've lived in the only-noisy-during-Outside-Lands-and-Bay-to Breakers Outer Sunset since 2004, so I'm a little out of the loudness loop. What do you think: Are Trulia's findings accurate, or did they miss a noisy nabe?

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All of tonight's events make us wish we were home in San Francisco right now (instead of staying with family in the Midwestern suburbs for Christmas). So, if you go to any of these events, tell us how they were, either in the comments or via email.

FILM/PERFORMANCE: Peaches Christ hosts the brand new Heeeeeeere’s Christmas! THE SHINING Holiday Spectacular, featuring a crazy Christmas extravaganza screening of THE SHINING and the "Torrance Family Christmas Review" stage-show hosted by Jack, Wendy, and Danny Torrance and starring Peaches Christ and the Midnight Mass Players. (6:30 p.m., Castro Theatre, 429 Castro Street)

DANCE: Get your Holiday Bollywood on and celebrate the last night the legendary Non Stop Bhangra will be held at the Rickshaw Stop. They promise they'll be introducing a new chapter of the club night in the new year, so stay tuned. (9 p.m., Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell Street)

SOUND: This event sounds really cool. Unsilent Night, an original composition by Phil Kline, was written specifically to be heard outdoors in the month of December. "Each participant gets one of four tracks of music in the form of a cassette, CD, or Mp3. Together all four tracks comprise Unsilent Night." Pretty trippy. Tell us how it was. (7:30 p.m., Dolores Park, 18th and Dolores)

THEATER: The Thunderbird Theatre presents Agnes the Barbarian, the story of Conan the Barbarian's plain, bookish daughter, who's forced to go on a quest to prove her worth. Runs through August 14.

8 p.m. // Exit Theatre (156 Eddy St) // $20-25

SOUND: At Soundwave Festival's Earth Stories in the Illuminated Forest, sound artist Jay Kreimer performs Green Corn and the City, an audience-interactive composition and installation exploring the minute sounds in our environment and their human intervention, composer Paul Rudy and video artist Peter Rand present Gaia/Sophia Stories, a new composition finding the voice of the earth, and sonic duo AmbientBlack conjures Green Electrons, investigating social and environmental responsibilities using a variety of electronic devices.

8 p.m. // The Lab (2948 16th St) // $10-15

ART: Check out new works by artists Andrew Norris, Luke Baldwin, and Rye Purvis at If You Can't Swim...You Bound To Drizzown, along with musical performances by Black Sam La Kool Kid Kreyola, Sundy Bess, and Zafo.

7 to 9 p.m. // Cruz Skate Shop (3165 Mission St) // free

THEATER: Magician Christian Cagigal's magic show, Obscura, which was created for "believers, skeptics, those who hate magic shows, and those who hate theatre," weaves magic, fairy tales, and dark fables into "an intimate and engaging evening fraught with wonder, mystery and imagination." Get your tickets now -- his shows sell out fast.

8:30 p.m. // EXIT Cafe (156 Eddy St) // $15-20

ART: Artist Casey Gray is exhibiting his new series, ILL Romantic, which consists of multilayered, interconnected, hand-cut stencil work using spray paint and various urban media technique that "draw from a symbolic system of meaning and associations pertaining to the turmoil of the human heart."

7 to 11 p.m. // White Walls (835 Larkin St) // free

SOUND: The Soundwave Festival presents Re-Sonic, an "audible textile" woven from salvaged audiocassette tape that's been dubbed with multi-track collages of "meticulously collected, looped, and layered samples," created by artist Alyce Santoro.

8 p.m. // The Lab (2948 16th St) // $10-15

SOUND: The Bay Area Sound Ecology presents Phantom Power, a site‐specific concert in which composers will present short works that introduce a subtle layer of sound to the existing environment of Yerba Buena Gardens, evoking how the site sounded years ago, or how it might someday sound, as part of the Soundwave ((4)) Festival.

7 p.m. // Yerba Buena Gardens (780 Howard St) // free, RSVP at rsvp@me-di-ate.net

EROTIC: At Show You Mine, Show Me Yours, Queer Porn Icon Courtney Trouble hosts a champagne toast to modern pinups and offers one on one advice, technical help, and secrets on how to make the perfect pinup photo, pornographic portrait, or dirty poloroid for your lovers, or yourself. Bring your favorite cameras, outfits, and props. Be sure to purchase your tickets in advance.

6 to 7:30 p.m. // Femina Potens Art Gallery (2199 Market St) // $25