If you haven't already heard, the kids are extra slutty these days. And yes, we're sex-positive and everything. But we'd like to point you to this fine new servicey Facebook page called UC Berkeley Hook-Ups, where students can post anonymously to seek out the missed connections from their last weekend of wanton frat-house-bathroom intercourse.

Thrillist points us to the page, which is as amazing as Craigslist Missed Connections only moreso, because it involves only (presumably) attractive twentysomethings and does not have horrifying, sad, or stalkerish posts mixed in. Also, half of the posts are just angry/funny rants to the gross and regrettable people these kids might not want to directly get in touch with, so that's fun too.

Example 1:

#23 To the guy I left in the showers at Fiji,

I was a really dirty girl that night... Literally. You took me to the showers to wash off ;) Things were getting steamy but I had to go. Sorry I left you in the shower naked and alone. Next time, bubblebath?

Sincerely,
Shower girl.

Example 2:

#21 To the Norwegian chick i met at FIJI, doing blow off each other was great....especially when you did it off my dick with your mouth following by giving me the best head Ive had in past weekends. I think your name was Line.

Example 3:

#4 I got home from a wild night at the frats only to find my roommates having an orgy in my room. The man I brought home with me got an insta boner and we decided to join in on all the fun. yolo took on a whole new meaning.

[Thrillist]

Well, would you look at this... a pair of lists drop this week which rank San Francisco as both one of the dirtiest cities in the nation (dirty as in filthy and full of trash and such), and the #1 sluttiest city in the nation.

The first listicle comes from Travel + Leisure, and it should be noted that New Orleans is #1 in dirt and grime, with L.A. a close third, and New York at #5. We're way down at #12, but like Boston is one of the most spic-and-span towns we know of, and they're at #14, so whatever. Obviously whoever voted us as dirty in this survey just doesn't like looking at homeless people.

The second list is from Trojan condoms (don't they do this every year?), in which S.F. now ranks as the most promiscuous city in the nation, with our residents, on average, clocking in at having had 30 different sex partners apiece. Clearly the gays are pushing the mean up a bit here, but sure, the straights of San Francisco like to take their clothes off and get jiggy too.

Meanwhile, thanks to Ed Lee, the Clean Streets program is back on the City's agenda, so there will soon be a renewed effort to sweep up all the trash and remove all the whores from sight.

Gus Van Sant isn't the only one who might make you a shiny, coke-addled star here in San Francisco. Take, for example, MTV and NBC who want to use you for their up-and-coming reality programming.

• MTV's Real Word--a show that used to highlight people living with AIDS and Lyme disease, but has since shifted gears into showcasing disposable sluts doing bodyshots--is having an open casting call this Saturday, Jan. 26, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. at, appropriately enough, Suite 181 in San Francisco. Applicants are asked to bring a recent photo of themselves and a photo ID. Please be between the ages of 18 & 24 minus any redeemable character or self-awareness. If you're too hungover to make it to the call, you can also apply online here. (Bunim-Murray, what hath you wrought upon us? Oh. that's right: totally awesome TV.)
• Bravo announced that they need some choice cattle, namely you, for "The Dating Project." The casting call will take place at Broadway Studios on January 26 (Sat.) & 27 (Sun.), between 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. Bravo, you see, is looking for "sexy, successful, eligible, bachelors, 25 to 35 years old to sweep a young Hollywood Starlet off her feet and capture her heart." (Conversely, give her a bag of high-grade Peruvian flake, and she's all yours.) The show takes place in the Hollywood Hills, and if you think you've got what it takes to look good on camera and shame your family for years to come, then email your name, number and photo to datingprojectcasting[at]gmail[dot]com.