Call us silly, but we are intrigued by the Marina Louboutin Skullcrusher. Who is she? What's her deal? And what's with that delightfully mischevious glint in her eye? So bad. And yet so right. She's the Girl With a Pearl Earring of our time. And with that, we bring you news that police have identified her. We don't know her name yet, but according to Grub Street, authorities are in contact with MLS. What's more, she might be claiming that, after allegedly attacking Jasper's Corner Tap manager Matt Meidinger with the heel of her Louboutin, she did it in defense of her husband. more ›

For the San Francisco sports fan who has everything, we present to you the SF Giants heel by Herstar. This staggering platform pump, representing San Francisco Giants team colors and logo, comes in luscious shades of black and orange. They're perfect for any occasion, like stepping on stale beer and curdling nacho cheese as you sashay from your seat at AT&T Park to the bathroom. more ›

Mission Mission brings our attention to something of the utmost importance this morning: a Converse All Stars-sporting hipster streaker caught by SFPD on Thursday night. An especially brave move seeing as how last night's weather almost dipped down to freezing levels. Anyway, we're thrilled he's wearing Mission denizens' favorite choice in footwear. It made us wonder what other neighborhood locals would wear if, through a combination of drugs and alcohol (or so we assume), they too went streaking in the night. more ›

At the Hilltop Mall in the city of Richmond, shots rang out at around 6 a.m. An estimated three thousand were in line waiting for the new Nike's new Air Jordan 11 Retro Concords. (The shoes, it seems, appreciate in value.) That's when someone fired a gun into the air. According to KRON 4 Morning News, no one was hurt and a suspect is in custody. more ›

by Chloé Harris We try to be faithful to San Francisco, sartorially speaking, and have enjoyed many a local designer dalliance to prove it. But as total fashion whores enslaved to higher style, we confess we have strayed (again and again) in search of more excitement—a New York attitude here, a Parisian accent there—and of a relationship... more ›

"Where'd Cinderelly go?" by Darwin Bell. more ›

"Waiting for its sole mate" by Darwin Bell. more ›

Time to head to DSW to buy those ugly Kenneth Cole shoes. See, the Shoe Pavilion, at one time known as the "largest independent off-price footwear retailer on the West Coast," is closing its doors. While the shoe emporium is HQ'd in Sherman Oaks, they have over 25 stores in the Bay Area. This most recent folding comes on the heels (heh) of Hayward-based Mervyns calling it quits. Worse yet, this comes right after Skechers opened another spore in Union Square last Thursday. Seriously, stop with the Sketchers, folks. Because that is some rank footwear. (CBS 5) more ›

Remember when we posted on a recent article, claiming that Danielle Steel--that's "Ms. Steel" to you--spends $4 to $5 million a year at Barneys on shoes for herself and her children? At least, so says Barneys shoe sales associate John Rutenberg. Well, according to Danni--via a member of her posse, Cody--she does not. more ›

We love Danielle Steel. more ›

While perusing Nature abhors a vacuum, which shame on you for not reading, we came across these beauties. You see, in a bizarre move, Kool-Aid has joined efforts with Reebok to create Kool-Aid scented shoes. Because: why not? According to Gizmodo: more ›