Call us silly, but we are intrigued by the Marina Louboutin Skullcrusher. Who is she? What's her deal? And what's with that delightfully mischevious glint in her eye? So bad. And yet so right. She's the Girl With a Pearl Earring of our time. And with that, we bring you news that police have identified her. We don't know her name yet, but according to Grub Street, authorities are in contact with MLS. What's more, she might be claiming that, after allegedly attacking Jasper's Corner Tap manager Matt Meidinger with the heel of her Louboutin, she did it in defense of her husband. more ›

You know the 18-year-old who was stabbed to death last night the Fruitvale BART station? Well, it turns out he was killed in self-defense. The two assailants, it seems, had the tables turned on them after robbing a 23-year-old out-of-towner last night. According to Chron, the victim "managed to grab a knife from one of the assailants and stabbed the other one to death." Oops. The victim/assailant has been identified as Christopher Gonzalez, who, after being knifed, "ran into [his] home, cried out for his parents and sister and collapsed in his father's arms." So, be careful when you're out there trying to steal from us civilians, muggers. It's a dangerous world out there. more ›