Entries from SFist tagged with 'seanelsbernd'
November 14, 2007
San Francisco Board of Supervisors approved municipal ID cards to SF inhabitants yesterday. These (hopefully adorable) new cards can be used by anyone here, it seems -- U.S. resident or not. Tommy Ammiano introduced the legislation, which, according to the Chronicle, "would require companies holding city contracts to accept the municipal card as a legitimate form of identification." (So does that mean they can be used to get into bars? Sweet.) Ammiano also claims......
Continue Reading "ID, Please?"August 13, 2007
As promised, non-mayoral candidate Chris Daly's proposing his nonbinding resolution to ban the Blue Angels from flying over San Francisco at the Governmental Audit and Oversight Committee meeting today. Daly, who's been working with Code Pink, Global Exchange, and Veterans for Peace on the resolution, is asking that San Francisco elected officials work to reduce unnecessary military flyovers in the area, saying that the loud jets are a threat to publich safety; upset pets,......
Continue Reading "Blue Angels Committee Vote"July 27, 2007
Oh, Michela Alioto-Pier! Our favorite absentee supervisor finally straggled on in to an actual committee meeting, only to find out that the code of conduct she's proposing for the supervisors has loopholes big enough for a Mack truck to drive though. As you may remember, Alioto-Pier (or MAP, as we like to call her) is spearheading the push to institute a code of conduct for supervisors, after the flap about Chris Daly saying that there......
Continue Reading "Tsk, Tsk: The Latest On The Board Of Supes Code Of Conduct Proposals"July 17, 2007
Chris Daly was finally reassigned to a new committee today, in a total step down. After getting removed from the "powerful" budget committee chairmanship Chris was totally lonesome, floating in a committeeless void. But yesterday that changed as he was introduced as a member of the Government Audit and Oversight Committee. Note that Daly is not mentioned on the agenda of the meeting, but if you go to sfgtv and watch Monday's session you......
Continue Reading "Everybody Hates Chris: Reassigned!"June 13, 2007
Ha ha ha ha ha!! Isn't this LOLJEW picture excellent? We got it from reader Cior. Send us your LOLJEW pictures too! (Here's commenter KWillets's two pictures too.) So what's on tap(ioca) in Ed Jew news this afternoon? Here goes! --Ed will not resign. --Ed's taken today off work, which would explain why the Chron can't find him either at City Hall or at the flower shop (where all the shower magic happens.) --Ed's......
Continue Reading "Oh No, Ed Jew!: Updates"June 13, 2007
Nothing too new to report on the Ed Jew got arrested front this morning, but the Chron did survey all the other Board of Supervisor members for their reactions. Let's go in order! --District 1 (Jake McG): "The appearance is so bad, we don't need a trial." --District 2 (Michela Alioto-Pier): Considers Jew a friend, "Let's remember he's not been found guilty of anything." --District 3 (Aaron Peskin): "If I was in his place, I......
Continue Reading "Oh No, Ed Jew!: Around The Districts"June 2, 2007
In the taunting words of non-progressive Pat Murphy: do it, Lumpy! We stopped by the Progressive Convention where basically, on a schedule running about 90 minutes behind, everyone who's anyone in local politics stopped by and, after some exciting build-up in the form of a campaign speech by Ross Mirkarimi..... -- no one ended up deciding to run against Gavin Newsom. As Calitics puts it: Exasperating. Afterwards, a fellow blogger irritatedly reported that he had......
Continue Reading "Do It, Lumpy: The Progressive Convention"May 25, 2007
Even when Tapioca Ed's out of the country, the news keeps popping up! Here's today's latest Bobagate news. --So you know what that $40,000 would've bought the Quicklys? A letter from Ed Jew to the Planning Commission to get a business permit, the Examiner says. The Quicklys' rival bubble tea shop Wonderful got a letter from Tapioca Ed and a permit shortly afterwards -- and adding insult to injury, Wonderful didn't have to pony up......
Continue Reading "Oh No, Ed Jew!: Permits"May 24, 2007
Well, it's about time! As the progressives run around in a circle waving their hands around in terror for another week or two until June 2, the more right-leaning folks have decisively made their move! Former supervisor and sometimes lounge singer Tony Hall has filed his paperwork to run for mayor. Tony Hall's been famously irritated with Gavin Newsom ever since Newsom dumped him off at the Treasure Island Development Association to give his Supervisor's......
Continue Reading "We Have A Mayoral Candidate!"May 13, 2007
Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 65. Total number of people pictured whom we recognize: 9 (including George Shultz, Dianne Feinstein's husband, and Spike Lee). Minority count: 6 (9.2%). Getty v. Traina: 2-2. Gavin holds down the fort for both points scored by Team Getty. Years between visits with Queen Elizabeth for Charlotte Maillard Shultz: 24. "She absolutely radiates like a queen," Ms. Maillard Shultz raves to Swells. Percentage of......
Continue Reading "Swells By The Numbers"February 5, 2007
First off. Alcoholism is a serious problem and we hope Gavin Newsom (.pdf) gets help and support. Second of all. Blue tie alert! (see picture from this afternoon at right.) We're tag-teaming in for an exhausted Editor SFist Jon, who's taking a much-needed break from his nonstop Gavin news coverage this week, to give you the latest in Newsom news around the web. --Gavin will be getting counseling from Mimi Silbert, the head of the......
Continue Reading "Today, On As The Gav Turns..."January 24, 2007
Well, we're sorry to report that everyone's day jobs managed to succeed where Wade Crowfoot did not -- namely, in preventing anyone wearing a chicken suit from gaining access to the city's very first Question Time before the Board of Supes! What is democracy coming to? Doesn't mean the board didn't manage to thoroughly amuse itself, though -- to laughter, Board prez Aaron Peskin jocularly asked Sup. Sean Elsbernd if he'd like to stand in......
Continue Reading "How'd Question Time Go?"January 16, 2007
For years the San Francisco school district has tried to get a healthy foods initiatives into the local schools. They finally did. But now it's looking like all that is going to waste as clever little vendors have been setting up shop right next to the schools and selling junk food there. Guess what the kids are preferring. ...
Continue Reading "Mmm...Junk Food...."December 7, 2006
It's another installment of.... Who's! Attacking! Newsom! Now! Where we compile all the negative things people are saying about the San Francisco mayor and report it in bullet form! We'll run a Who's Defending Newsom Now post next, as soon as we find someone defending Newsom, besides Peter Ragone. So here's the list! --Sean Elsbernd!: Newsom's erstwhile ally on the Board of Supes in District 7, Elsbernd is irritated that Newsom's new "let's fix the......
Continue Reading "Who's Attacking Newsom Now!"November 27, 2006
Where's Rakim to cut Aaron Peskin's single? The progressively-aligned District 3 representative is widely expected to win another term as the president of the Board of Supervisors in the wake of Newsom's Election Day defeat at the polls (whether Newson chooses to see it as such or not). Even the moderate members of the board agree -- Bevan Dufty thinks Peskin's doing a great job, and even the most-moderate supe Sean Elsbernd (until Ed......
Continue Reading "Aaron P. Is President"November 16, 2006
--Hating on Police Chief Heather Fong. --Pictures from Fog City Journal of the Board of Supes meeting on Tuesday. Weird to see Chris Daly without a green tie on! --Former USF dean pleading guilty to possession of kiddie porn. --Hey, wanna buy (or at least sponsor) a bridge? --Up to 20 people possibly bitten by a sea lion in San Francisco bay. --They're going to install cameras at high-risk corners in SF -- but......
Continue Reading "Day Around The Bay"March 1, 2006
Dick and George may have thought they were getting off scott-free a few weeks ago when Sean Elsbrend decide to move Chris Daly's impeachment measure to the rules committee, but they were wrong. Oh so wrong. Because yesterday, your San Francisco Board of Supervisors voted by a 7-3 measure to impeach Bush AND Cheney. For those keeping score at home, that would mean your new President would be Dennis Hastert. Said Daly during the vote, "I think the case (for impeachment) is clear, and I think it's appropriate for us to weigh in." Look for the Board of Supes to also weigh in on the UAE port deal, social security reform, and "American Idol." ...
Continue Reading "Watch Out Bush/Cheney, Here Comes the Board of Supes"February 28, 2006
It's not just that you're a bad driver, folks! DPW says that over half of SF needs to be repaved and it's going to need $340 million to do it. DPW says per year, it needs $34 million just to keep up, $340 million to take care of the backlog, and that it has never gotten more than $18 million.
You may remember in the last election, the city tried to get a bond passed to repair the streets, but it didn't get the 2/3rds majority it needed to pass. So now Supervisor Sean Elsbernd has proposed that the city give $28 million of the budget surplus to fix the roads and sidewalks. DPW has put together a list of streets it would like to pave immediately if it gets the extra cash: Valencia between Market and Cesar Chavez, Mission between 11th and 16th, Page between Franklin and Div, Monterey and San Jose, Quintara and 28th, Lincoln between 3rd and 28th, and Portola between Junipero Serra and Twin Peaks.
Man, we were driving down Folsom today and hit a pothole so deep it made our teeth rattle. Just how bad is it on Quintara and 28th? You got any favorite pockmarked streets to complain about? ...
February 8, 2006
Dick Cheney and President Bush can draw a sigh of relief this morning as Chris Daly's resolution calling for the impeachment of the President was scuttled off to committee by Sean Elsbernd. The resolution directs the Clerk of the Board of Supes to send copies of the resolution to statewide political leaders, the Democratic National Committee, and members of the House Judiciary Committee where it will probably sit in a very large in-box on all of their respective desks along-side credit card offers, Value Pak coupons, and pleas from Hurricane Katrina victims for more money to keep them from being evicted. ...
Continue Reading "Bush/Cheney Escape Another Close Call"December 6, 2005
Boris Delepine in Ross Mirkarimi's office wrote to let us know that the supe's team, the B.O.S. Hogs, beat the mayor's team, the Blues, in Softball on a chilly evening in the Presidio yesterday. The B.O.S. Hogs, composed mostly of aides to the supes, finished the regular season with nary a loss to their record, and the only actual supervisor on the team, Sean Elsbernd, is leading the league with an astonishing nine dingers......
Continue Reading "Super Softball Action"October 21, 2005
Are you listening, Tony Hall? You may have been kicked off Treasure Island, but with that fat severance package you can afford to pick up Forbes Island, a 700 ton, 50 by 100 foot houseboat and restaurant. And if Gavin refuses to give you Sean Elsbernd's job, you can pick up and sail anywhere you like. Like up the delta to Sacramento. Seriously, at the current high bid of $222,322, this thing is a......
Continue Reading "For Sale on eBay: Fake Island"October 14, 2005
Like most people who lose their job, Tony Hall is now currently looking for work. Sure, the loss of his job meant a super-nice severance package ($254,500, health benefits, and thousands more in a pension), but he had to go through the indignity of being fired from a cushy little gig and had to give up the Aviator SUV that was leased to him. Besides, unemployment is SO 2001. So naturally, he did what most......
Continue Reading "Tony Hall's Looking for Work"August 3, 2005
Our preliminary exit polling in the closely-watched SFist Political Junkie Hottest Supervisor race is showing a neck-and-neck tie between Chris Daly's smoldering eyes and Fiona Ma's luscious hair -- with Michaela's flirty smile and Ross's melliflous basso tones not far behind. ....but isn't anyone going to vote for sexy board president Aaron Peskin?
Love 'em for their policies? Love 'em for their sexy strut? Who cares! Clean out those cookies on your computer and stuff the ballot box for your hottie of choice!
July 7, 2005
Okay, we're a little late to the party on this one (what? We thought your party started at 9, not 7! Our bad!) -- but our new favorite TV channel's got to be the C-SPAN of San Francisco politics, SFGTV Channel 26.
Yes, we know, you can download specific meetings to watch on your computer, or check out the DVDs of particular meetings from the library -- but what we're totally loving about Channel 26 is your total lack of control about what shows up! Where else could we totally just randomly turn on the TV and see..... Gavin Newsom joking with reporters...? ....Tom Ammiano telling the Board of Supes that "I've been out for years"....? ...or Chris Daly shouting out, "ONE COUNTRY, INDIVISIBLE" over everyone else's "under God" during the Pledge of Allegiance? It's like old-school MTV, only with Sean Elsbernd (and no "wubba wubba wubba").
Day or night, the videotapes of justice whir on -- whether Chris Daly's boredly twiddling his pen, or Gerardo Sandoval's running into a meeting right after he's marked "absent" on the roll call, or SFist Jackson pleading to get us a press pass -- it's awesome. Hey, any chance SFGTV could start airing Animal Care and Control dog hearings too? ...
July 4, 2005
It's all about bravery, people. But don't misplace your faith. Supporters rally for Gerardo Sandoval, whereas Jan Wahl has trouble with the audience. Dave Chappelle comes to town. How come we didn't know? Because we don't have B-list stars calling us like the Gavster does. Sean Elsbernd -- maybe not so good at math. He is, however, well mannered -- a rare quality these days. We're not narcissists, we're just self-aware. Unless, of course,......
Continue Reading "Week in SFist"June 30, 2005
Here we are, stepping blithely into Trimeth/Essefficist/SFist Tokes territory, to report that Supervisor Sean Elsbernd (no iPod) has announced that he's calling a moratorium on pot clubs in the city, because "right now, we have almost as many pot clubs in this town as we do Starbucks."
Really???? Is that true? Are there really pot clubs on every single corner of an intersection like the Starbuckes downtown? Will the Starbuckses make the next logical move, which would be to buy out all the pot clubs too? Is there really that much freed-up commercial space in the city? Is this true, or is Mr. Elsbernd exaggerating to make a point?
Okay, we've done some research on this. Results after the jump.
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January 19, 2005
By a 2-1 margin, the San Francisco Board of Supervisors Finance Committee Ok-a-lee-do-keed a proposal to give one million dollars out of the San Francisco General Fund for tsunami relief. The two supervisors voting to spend the money were Chris Daly (who proposed the idea) and Tom Ammiano. Voting no was Supervisor Sean Elsbernd. Next step is a full vote in front of the board and then approval by the Mayor. Says Daly: "A donation......
Continue Reading "A Million for Tsunami Relief?"October 26, 2004
San Francisco rejects Cheney's politics but continues to embraces his sunny demeanor in the face of conflict, with the school board issuing a reprimand at its meeting tonight over the pottymouth outburst at last week's meeting. ...
Continue Reading "You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?"