Results tagged “ronaldreagan”

Google maybe plotting world domination, but the good news is that at least they're liberal. That's what happens when you have Nobel Peace Prize/Oscar/Emmy/Grammy/NL MVP Al Gore as a board member.

Hewlett Packard takes us back to 1981 with the recent revelations that they hired private eyes (clap clap), to watch their board -- they saw their every move. (It is totally time for the Hall and Oates revival to begin! They made our dreams come true!)

At some point in the early 80s, cartoonist Chester Brown got it into his head that Japanese manga had a very casual attitude about feces. Not to be outdone by this probably-not-at-all-true tidbit, he produced "Ed the Happy Clown," an utterly disgusting story about a man with such powers of productivity that he was able to escape a prison cell by filling it until it burst. Collected and published by the affected Drawn and Quarterly, Ed's life seems to turn into a gross-out contest. Just when you think it can't get any worse (for example, waking up to discover the head of his penis replaced by the head of Ronald Reagan) it becomes far, far more horrifying (the Reagan-penis is smothered in the folds of a female rapist).

SFist is a big fan of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, at least a few of them. We're not necessarily so pleased with his latest project. In fact, not a single Bay Area county voted to give him a starring role as The Governator. We're a little leary of those slick Hollywood types ever since former Governor Ronald Reagan shut the doors on California's state-run mental health facilities, leaving the patients to fend for themselves in our communities.