Reader Dave passes along the following two Yvesdropped lines -- a mystifying duo of long-armed girls and butt plugs. Thanks Dave! We have no idea what these are about. Commenters, please attempt to construct a narrative that links these two episodes. You can leave us a message at 415-659-8720. Extra credit for using your finely-trained voice acting skills to re-enact the scene. Remember to speak clearly. Or not, if the Yvesdropping victim was very drunk.......