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Jason Everett Keller, 40, the San Mateo man who attacked another sans maison gentleman with a skateboard during a presumably heated quantum physics discussion, was acquitted of all charges on Thursday. During said conversation, Keller, according to authorities, went berserk and thrashed Stephan Fava in the mug with his board. But, after a four-day trial in Redwood City, "the jury deliberated for less than a day" and let hum off the hook. Now that Keller is free, please use discretion when dialoguing in public about splitting atoms. Hen. Meh. Yeah.

A San Mateo man is currently on trial for allegedly putting a beatdown on another homeless man. Why? Well, according to SFGate, Jason Everett Keller, 40, reportedly attacked fellow happy-wanderer Stephan Fava in South San Francisco this past March. It seems that Fava "was chatting with an acquaintance, who is also homeless, about 'quantum physics and the splitting of atoms' [when] Keller joined in the conversation and, for reasons unknown, got upset." The report goes on to say that Keller, presumably demonstrating how atomic and subatomic systems can be created or whatever, "picked up his skateboard and hit Fava in the face with it, splitting his lip." Keller is expected to take the stand soon, testimony that we very much look forward to hearing.