Rounding out the year in deplorable teen news, KRON4 reports that three underagers were busted for mugging a 36-year-old man while he took a leak in a North Beach alleyway. The victim, who had been talking to the three suspects before he felt the urge to relieve himself, ducked in to an alley near Fresno Street and Romolo Place where the teens jumped him while he stood there, back turned with his equipment out. more ›

Professor Tihomir Petrov, who teaches math at California State University, Northridge, has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of urinating in a public place after he was caught on video relieving himself on a colleague's office door. This is just how the math department rolls down there, we guess, and campus security had rigged the cameras after they had repeatedly found puddles of urine outside said office. Petrov is being arraigned today, and investigators say the motive had to do with a dispute between the two professors. We *really* wish we knew the whole story here. [AP/Chron, KTLA] more ›

Via T.N.: "got my pellet gun all set for the annual 'shoot the drunk bay to breakers jackass who tries to piss on my front steps' game." more ›

Just as we were shutting down our computer at work circa 5:03, we turned around to find a (non-homeless appearing) man urinating behind a vehicle parked at the Olivet University Student Union on Lapu Lapu. Nice. We had no idea that seemingly "normal," well-dressed men feel that it is appropriate to pee in public à la Adam Sandler in Big Daddy. For shame, public urinator! We know this part of SOMA isn't exactly Seacliff, but we are still entitled to some pee-free walls. Aren't we? more ›