<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[provocation - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>provocation - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 19:13:31 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/provocation/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Critical Mass Gets Uglier in Seattle]]></title><description><![CDATA[In cyberspace, "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)">trolling</a>" is when someone posts a deliberately controversial comment, not because they really wanted to say it but because t...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/07/28/critical_mass_gets_uglier_in_seattl/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242c0b44ad066cdcf6c46e</guid><category><![CDATA[SF News]]></category><category><![CDATA[bicycles]]></category><category><![CDATA[bikes]]></category><category><![CDATA[critical mass]]></category><category><![CDATA[provocation]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seattle]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Baume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:46:00 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><br>
In cyberspace, "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)">trolling</a>" is when someone posts a deliberately controversial comment, not because they really wanted to say it but because they wanted to provoke an angry, emotional response from strangers -- kind of the online equivalent of insulting someone's girlfriend in a bar, or heckling a comedian, or snapping your towel at someone in the locker room.</p>

<p>So let's see what we have here: a mob of bicyclists, roving unpredictably and ignoring traffic laws, bringing drivers and bus-rides to a halt for ten to fifteen minutes. Everyone hates it except the people on bikes, who have a great time at everyone else's expense.</p>

<p>By nature, Critical Mass is confrontational, so as drivers sit and fume, tensions get higher and higher and higher. (Making matters worse, bicyclists' right of way is often <a href="http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/defective_by_design_cycling_in_seattle">poorly designed</a> or <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/edmdusty/2707879069/">abused</a>.) As long as everyone keeps cool and minds their manners, it'll all pass. But one wrong move, and kaboom -- which is <a href="http://seattlest.com/2008/07/26/media_no_one_is_safe_from_rampaging.php">what happened this weekend in Seattle</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>