This was the scene the other day on everybody's favorite piece of landfill, San Francisco's Marina District. Larger version here Of course SUPER-visor Chris Daly took action to keep Segways off of our sidewalks about a half decade ago, but our law doesn't appear to stop folks from just driving around in bike lanes. (It doesn't seem to stop people from riding on sidewalks either, but oh well.) Anyway, you'll be seeing these things in......

'Twas the night before the night before Christmas, and all through the house, "Creature Comforts" was airing, and it included a few mouse....er...mice. OK. We promise never to attempt lame rhyming ever again. But we DID want to let you know that there's a "Creature Comforts" marathon on BBC America tonight, starting at 7:30 p.m. with the premiere of "Merry Christmas Everybody!" If you've ever seen Nick Park's Oscar-winning short "Creature Comforts," then you......

Oh no, and after we got out the nice china and everything! President George Bush has sent his regrets that he will not be attending the party for the UN's 60th birthday that we're throwing out here in Sodom-by-the-Bay. What's more, his girlfriend Condi isn't coming either! In their place, they're sending some dude we've never heard of, Ambassador Sichan Siv, the US UNESCO rep. The president of the UN Association of SF, Nancy Peterson, said, "I am just reading into this that the administration is taking a very dubious stance symbolically toward the importance of the United Nations to the American people." The Bush administration? No way! ...