laid out the accomplishments of newly middle-aged "PR pro" Lori Puccinelli Stern, she left off our favorite: defender and fellow bee-savior of Holy Mother of San Francisco.
Happy Birthday, Pooch!
What's the Media Saying About Baby Newsom?
While it might be too early to chat about this most holy offspring -- Jennifer is reportedly upset that the news leaked, which could mean she's not yet at the three-month mark yet, a window ripe for pregnancy complications -- it's big news this morning. People fucking love babies and pregnant celebrities.
Jennifer Siebel Knocked Up, Says Nathan Ballard
Newsom spokesman Nathan Ballard just confirmed it.
Jennifer Siebel Pregnant?
Valleywag's Owen Thomas has word that San Francisco First Lady Jennifer Siebel is pregnant. Now, this rumor pops up every few months, but since Thomas is a trustworthy source on all things tech and gossip, we kinda believe him. Then again, pooping out a slimy brat means getting fat -- and believe us, neither Jen nor Gavin want that -- so we'll wait to hear from the Newsom PR machine to tell us if a blessing is, in fact, on the way. (Also, no denial on Newsom's correction page yet. Ack! We can hardly stand it! Is there a bump of the baby variety swimming inside Jen's belly? Will Anne Gedde do the official portrait? How big will the trustfund be? It's all so very The Insider! Where's Lara Spencer when we need her most?!) UPDATE: It has been confirmed.

